Rumors begin to swirl about Annie's sext. Apropos of that, Navid considers running a story on the phenomenon in the West Bev Blade, though he's primarily motivated by to get a story about anything but high school tennis superstar Teddy in the paper. Well-intentioned AAdrianna scores the interview with Teddy anyway. Navid plays serious hardball with Teddy, making himself look like an ass and revealing that Teddy is back in L.A. because he ejected from Exeter after getting caught with two naked girls. Way to make yourself look vindictive and Teddy look like a pimp, bro. Then Navid tells AAdrianna that she can't be friends with Teddy. Man, he's on fire.

Naomi spends most of the episode playing a tech geek like a fiddle so she can send out Annie's sext anonymously to everyone she's ever met. Annie learns about the sext before it's sent out and prostrates herself before Naomi. She even falsely admits to having sex with Liam in hopes that Naomi will erase the picture. Somehow this actually makes Naomi doubt that it happened. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, that one. In the end, Naomi still gets goaded into sending the sext out as retribution against Liam. Annie gets a double dose of crappy karma when Navid's interview with Teddy hits the air and the blonde drops a bombshell -- he was the one who found Annie's hit-and-run victim way back in June.

Elsewhere, boys will be boys. Liam gets connived by Jen and coerced by his jackass dad (John Schneider!) to refocus his energies into joining the surfing team. He tries that for about five minutes before deciding he and Naomi aren't finished with each other yet. He goes to her house and walks into a whole pile of torment from Jen, sparking his anger. Thus ensues much punching of glass doors.

Dixon has officially moved on from Silver, though she is still hung up on him. He is well aware of it and doesn't care, embracing his newfound bachelor freedom and surfing with his bros Teddy and Liam. Now… not to be beholden to stereotypes, but how does a black kid from Kansas know how to surf? Still, when he makes the team, Silver thinks it's the perfect opportunity to reconcile. She calls him and watches as he ignores her call. Sadness.

Matthews spent his summer traveling through Vietnam and cultivating the greasiest mop ever. Jen takes note and bails out on a date with him to wear her pearls to some fancy event with an intensely chiseled chin (and the guy attached to it). Matthews naively courts her with (wooden) "pearls" from Vietnam. She goes down on him… and probably more. Whore. Continued her class act, Jen later tells Naomi that she's only keeping Matthews around so her sugar daddies won't realize she's a gold diggin' hussy.

Oh yeah, and Rumer Willis parades her megachin around for a hot minute.

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