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Lady Lola: B | 1226 USERS: B-
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Snow Falling on Seethers
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Previously: AAdrianna got high. Jen got taken down. Ivy got in the middle of Liam and Naomi. Annie's tires got all up some once-rich hobo. And Navid went down -- the stairs, with a little push from Kris Jr.

West Bev is all dolled up for the holidays. Ballerinas dance to The Nutcracker in the halls, then invite the students to the Winter Wonderland dance. It's like an ultra-low-budget version of the Yule Ball from Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire. Kris Jr. mocks the festivities, but Annie and her eight-inch-long roots mourn for the days when she wasn't a second-rate art clique wannabe. Back when she actually fit in at stuff. Before the hobo-killing. Kris Jr. says they probably couldn't go anyway since Harry is likely chaperoning. Annie says that, actually, he's going to be out of town but assures him she is okay with not going.

She heads to the girls bathroom, where Naomi intercepts her to apologize for being a monumental bitch re: Liam. Naomi cops to her massive insecurities and seems genuinely remorseful about her lapse in judgment. Annie, as you would expect, doesn't give her a damn inch. Instead, she just acts like a brat and storms off. Forgetting that it was her own stupidity that caused her to get wasted and plow down an itinerant. Forgetting that it was this very same hit-and-run spree that led her to her current one-and-only Poor Man's Sonic the Hedgehog. Annie's not really a silver lining girl. I'm not even sure she sees the cloud, honestly.

Elsewhere, Navid regrets not getting a good look at Kris Jr. (aside from his Nazi Youth combat boots) before he was pushed down the stairs. He has nothing to tell the police and no way to secure proof. He does think it'll be pretty solid to get proof that Kris Jr. is a drug dealer, though. Enter RuWill Knock-Off "Lila," who regrets to inform Navid that no one's turning stool pigeon on Kris Jr. Navid won't take no for an answer, though, and works himself into a frenzy over taking Kris Jr. down. Honestly, I think he's just jealous that he had to miss the Jen-ocide because he was in the hospital.

Over in the caf, Ivy gets all aggressive towards a leftover spinning ballerina, obviously separated from the flock on the way back to the bar. Liam takes this to mean she's not interested in going to the Winter Wonderland dance. She changes her tune fast enough to make your head spin, playing it like she wants to go and mock them. Secretly, of course, we know that she wants to have some She's All That walking-down-the-stairs moment. She's probably practicing that dance to "The Rockafeller Skank" in her head as I type. Jodi Lyn O'Keefe you are not, honey. She and Liam head over to their table while, Teddy makes a beeline for Silver.

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