You remember the one thing that made the last episode worth watching? Well, forget it. DJ Hottie gets way too into the illegitimate pregnancy. Suspiciously into it. Dixon crumbles under the pressure and a limp-wristed interrogation by Harry and Debbie and admits he knocked a bitch up. Debbie embraces her Type A mommy side and accompanies Dixon over to DJ Hottie's house. DJ Hottie's reluctance to dish about the baby, not to mention that she basically tells Debbie to back off, triggers Debbie's skepticism. She tracks down DJ Hottie, pokes holes in her story, and orders her to get her not-pregnant ass out of Dodge. DJ Hottie complies and Debbie covers everything up for now, telling Harry to trust her judgment and spare Dixon the unnecessary anguish.

Teddy, Liam and Ivy have become The Three Dude-sketeers. As a consequence, Ivy's weepy eyes whenever Liam makes comments that she's just one of the guys don't escape Teddy's notice. They conspire to drag Liam to some hip Hollywood party anyway, and Ivy dons a dress in a pathetic attempt to give him one of those "walking down the stairs" epiphanies. Instead, he teases her for having a vagina. At the party, Liam's mojo is taken down a notch when he sees both Jen (accompanied by Matthews) and Naomi (with her BMOC). Seeing spindly smokestack Sam Ronson would have done it for me, but I guess that's where Liam and I differ. Regardless, Teddy encourages Ivy to ride Liam like the wave of a lifetime. And she does. But she can't resist teasing him for acting girly when he warns her he doesn't want anything serious.

Navid decides to invest all his energy into the Blaze, specifically on an exposé about drug use at West Bev. RuWill tells him Kris Jr. is a notorious dealer who turned her BFF into a meth whore or some such. Navid takes it upon himself to warn Annie. But since Annie's head is so far up her own ass she can play peek-a-boo with her incisors on most days, imagine how unappreciative she is of this heads-up now that she's the Wong Kar-Wai wannabe's "muse, babe." But then she sees Kris Jr. with a thick wad of cash and accuses him of dealing with the least finesse ever, fully name-checking Navid while she's at it. Keep an eye on your car, Shirazi! Kris Jr. takes out his rage on some Pink's hot dogs while dressing Annie down royally for not trusting him after he stuck by her side when people called her a slut (which, to be honest, probably would have benefited him more than harmed). She practically crawls back to him on hands and knees, sobbing that she'll never doubt him again. Gotta give it to Kris Jr. He may be a blowhard in some respects, but he can manipulate a bitch. And it's hot.

All the while, AAdrianna is dejected after Navid sharply rejects an "I'm sorry" serenade from her. Silver and Naomi warn him she's on the brink of relapse, so he visits her house… but only to tell her that he can't be her go-to guy now that they're done. Harsh. AAdrianna bucks up and attends the hip Hollywood party everyone else is conveniently going to, but it backfires when the first things she sees there are Teddy and Navid getting their game on. Cue Overdose #2. Facilitated by none other than Kris Jr.

Jen busts all up on Matthews' date with Ramona, the Bartender Stacie of the Bev Niner. She follows up by heading over to Ramona's place of employment and bringing out her bitch on levels heretofore untold. And this is Jen we're talking about, so whoa. To his credit, Matthews calls her out on being a jealous shrew. Out of this they somehow decide to be exclusive. She repays this leap of faith by telling Matthews that Liam is trying to get into her pants. Since Liam is Matthews' only supposed friend other than Harry, who let's face it, is his Dwight Schrute, he feels betrayed. Oh, how I am waiting for this house of cards to fall down on Jen. Tick tock, tick tock…

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