Vampire Diaries

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Doppelganger Hijinks Ensue

Lockwood Mansion: Alone in the study, Tyler looks at family pictures and works himself up into a rage. Finally, he smashes one of the photos, so Mama Mulva comes in and demands to know what he's doing. When he yells that he hates his father, Mulva grabs his arms and tells him not to say such things. Tyler thrusts her off -- pushing her down onto the couch. "Let go of me!" Just then, Uncle Brick House enters and tackles Tyler to the floor, forcing him to look at him and calm down. As Tyler's full boil settles to a simmer, Mulva gasps and we cut to...

Gilbert Gables: Arriving home, Damon pours himself a drink before he realizes that Katherine lies in wait for him. She claims she's coming to say goodbye, as she knows she's not wanted. Damon says, "Don't pout. It's not attractive in a woman your age." Heh. She teases him about goodbye kisses, nostalgia, curiosity, etc. until Damon tells her, "I'm better at the enigmatic one-liners, Katherine. What are you up to?" Katherine says that once she's up to something, he'll certainly know it. She then dares him to kiss her or kill her. "We both know that you're only capable of one." Damon turns his back on her to walk away, but Katherine Stealth Salvatores him and pushes him to the floor. On top of him she mutters, "My sweet, innocent Damon." Damon flips her over so he's on top, throttles her and then... KISSES HER FACE OFF. Oh, Damon. How non-badass of you. Eventually, Katherine propels them both up to their feet, pushes Damon's back against the wall and strips off his shirt, because she's a giver. Books fly. Her outer tank top disappears, and it's all lacy black bra, burnished abs, heaving breathing, and spit-swapping. Damon dearest, ripping a girl's shirt off does not equal ripping her head off, and this is a family board, so I'll set aside your staking plans for now, but this is NOT HARDLY HELPFUL! Damon calls a time out, and I hope I've gotten through to him, but alas...

Holding out his hand to his long lost love, Damon says he has a question. "Answer it, and it's back to fireworks and rockets' red glare. Answer it right -- I'll forget the last 145 years I've spent missing you. I'll forget it -- how much I loved you -- I'll forget everything, and we can start over. This can be our defining moment, because we have time. That's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth -- just once." Katherine holds her hand up in front of his face. "Stop. I already know your question and its answer. The truth is I've never loved you. It was always Stefan." Yeeeeowch! She slides his hands off her face, turns and walks out, leaving Damon reeling from the pain. Don't forget your shirt, Kath!

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