MONDO EXTRAS

Academy Awards 2010: The Liveblog

by TWoP Staff March 7, 2010
Academy Awards 2010

11:04 - Finally, the star of Short Circuit, Short Circuit 2 and Hackers has won an Oscar! Unfortunately it was for a documentary about killing dolphins. Still, it counts. Now the entire world knows who's Johnny.

11:06 - Snuggie!

11:07 - Best Editing for Hurt Locker. Just sayin'...

11:08 - "Hello, I'm Keanu Reeves, and I was also once in a movie about a bomb." (As well as Bigelow's Point Break, natch).

11:14 - If Quentin Tarantino isn't going to point out that that lampshade backdrop makes it look like they're being attacked by Space Invaders, we're going to.

11:16 - The Secret in Their Eyes takes Best Foreign Language Film! All those of you who picked it at random in your Oscar polls, congratulations.

11:21 - "Hi. I'm Kathy Bates, and I'm also a 3D character designed on a computer by James Cameron."

11:26 - Best Actor. They're doing that "five people present to five people" again, but this time with people who actually have a connection to those people. Good move. Still a time-waster, but at least they didn't do it for the supporting roles.

11:28 - Aww, Tim Robbins is making Morgan Freeman get all glisteny-eyed. Man, they're all getting glisteny-eyed. We guess it's pretty cool to be praised by a friend on national television.

11:32 - The Dude abides, man. He also wins Oscars. Let's see if he thanks his stand-in again!

11:40 - Damn, Forest Whitaker, getting FIT.

11:41 - Yes, Peter Sarsgaard, we know you're a fancy, distinguished STAGE actor.

11:43 - Did these actresses cure cancer or something? Why is this thing taking so long?

11:45 - Gabby Sidibe looking so overwhelmed at Oprah's tribute is making me overwhelmed.

11:48 - Yet another predictable win. At least Sandra Bullock is the most likable woman on the planet to make up for it.

11:50 - Is there any other actress who is more the antithesis of an asshole than Sandy? Good for her. Nice Beyonce infallible lip gloss too.

11:52 - Barbra Streisand just walked on stage and we immediately turned into Daffy Duck.

11:55 - And Kathryn Bigelow actually beat James Cameron. That's cool. The Hurt Locker is a good movie. We don't think we've ever had so few feelings and opinions during an Academy Awards show in our entire lives.

Previous 1 2 3 4 5Next

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP