Alias
Alias

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Daddies with glass tables shouldn't throw daughters.

Dix wonders about the message and Getty's all, "You mean the one hidden in a 500-year-old document? What, we're taking that seriously now?" Both Jack and Dixon are like, "Well, duh! Taking that seriously makes about as much sense as the rest of the shit we take seriously around here, so suck it up, junior!" Jack says that he's going to visit Sloane and he's taking their copy of Page 47 with him, dammit! Maybe Sloane knows something they don't about the page.

Over at Nadia's hospital, Sloane readies the serum for his daughter. He makes this little speech about how he can't just let her lie there like that, not if there's a way to get her back. He kisses her forehead and then pulls out her IV and turns off all her life support equipment. He holds a piece of rubber over her face as she struggles against it. Finally, her heart stops and Sloane weeps over her "dead" body.

And now is the time on Alias when we get bootylicious on your ass.

After the break, Sloane starts his watch and gets a syringe ready. Unfortunately, Jack shows up and thinks that Sloane's trying to kill Nadia instead of cure her. He tries to get the syringe away from Sloane, but finally Sloane throws Jack off and injects Nadia directly into the neck with the cure. He thinks he's too late with it because Nadia just lays there like a plate of wilted spinach. "It was a cure, Jack!" he spits at Jack. "A cure!" Suddenly, Nadia comes to. Sloane soothes his daughter as Jack watches with concern.

Apple Store. Syd and Dix are discussing how SydAnna's now working with Prophet Five. Syd wonders aloud why Prophet Five, who's always been low profile, would suddenly hook up with a high-profile assassin-for-hire like SydAnna. Dix surmises that maybe there's something that only SydAnna can do. You know, like soak up Sydney's DNA and bring Rambaldi's end game to fruition. Rachel enters and says that they identified the French guy as Mauritz Koller. Koller used to be a famous art historian until he forged DaVinci's lost drawings. Now he's freelance. Rachel discovered that Koller worked with Élodie more than once, so she should know how to find the man. Marshall enters and breathlessly tells Syd that her sister's awake.

Alias

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