Alias
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Before Dream Syd can answer that, we switch quickly back to the Dream Dugout so as to milk the Room 47 mystery for the last remaining two seconds of this episode. Jack sees Syd twisting and turning on the table and yells at Cronenberg to pull Syd out now, he's not gonna risk her life again. Cronenberg's all, chill, dude! Her vitals are fine, she's fine, the whole thing's fine and if you'd just shut the hell up, we might actually find out what's in goddamn Room 47!

Back in Dream Land, Dream Syd and Real Syd engage in a rather Matrix-ian girl fight. It's really well done because it's hard to tell which one is Jennifer Garner at any given moment and it's just fast enough that you want more when it's over. Dream Syd drops Real Syd in seconds and then kicks her into the air for good measure. Real Syd spins around in mid air and lands, the breathe knocked out of her. Dream Syd goes to finish her off, but Real Syd avoids her and somehow manages to double back flip away from danger. And, yeah, you can kind of tell it's not Garner, but it's a really good computer face job that they did, so I'll cut them some slack. Real Syd grabs the dropped gun and shoots Dream Syd about six times in the chest. Dream Syd goes down for the count. Real Syd runs off in pursuit of Room 47 and winds up before the double doors. She opens them and is flooded with bright white light. "Oh, my god," she says, a note of pure disgust in her voice, as if what she sees in that room is akin to, like, rhinos screwing or something; like, yeah, it happens, yeah, it's inevitable, but YEAH I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.

But do WE see what's in the room? HELL NO. God. GOD. WHAT'S IN THE ROOM ALREADY? WHAT HAPPENED TO SYD? WHEN DO WE FIND OUT ABOUT THE LOST YEARS? GODDDDD!

Next on Alias: DO WE FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THE ROOM? WHAT ABOUT WILL? IS HE SHOWING UP? WILL WE EVER FIND OUT ABOUT THE GODDAMN LOST YEARS? EVER? GOD.

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