Vaughn takes this kernel of information relatively well, choosing to spoon some of his fro-yo into his girlfriend's mouth instead of, you know, throwing it in her FACE and then smearing it around a bit. He gets up and holds out his hand, she takes it, and they walk off in mutually disappointed bliss.
Next on Alias: The stellar two-hour finale, which I will be viewing at the humble abode of the fabulously bitchy Wendy Kroy. His gorgeous (and equally bitchy) boyfriend, Rona, will also be in attendance. As will my tape recorder. Trust me, people. You won't want to miss THAT recap.