Syd asks Good Ethan how he's doing. He gruffs, "I could have sworn you were a blonde." She tells him that she was, but she changed. Good Ethan just side-grins at her, and his lower lip should really have an acting career of its own, people. I mean, Ethan Hawke and Michael Vartan have some seriously sexy lower lips. It's not right how sexy they are. I could write volumes on how sexy just their lower lips are. But I won't.
Good Ethan's all, it's nice to actually SEE the face of the person who saved my life. Then he's all, so, enough with the gratitude and everything...where's Agent D'Overbite? Is she back in Hell-Lay? Syd's all, great. Why do I always have to break the bad news about dead people? Who'd I dick over in a previous life to get THIS job? Then she's all, D'Overbite's dead, baby. Dead, dead, dead-ski. Good Ethan just kind of looks off to the side as Syd quietly apologizes.
Oops Center's Conference Room Of Endless Expositions. Kendall's Korus of Kooks is hanging out, listening to their Kommander blather on at Good Ethan about how he passed his psych eval and how awesome that is. Good Ethan, who just twists his hands over and over again, looks like he's about to pick up one of the computer monitors and split Kendall's Krome Kabesa in two.
Before he can do that, however, Spy Daddy pipes up that Agent D'Overbite's death has left loads of unanswered questions. Like, how in the hell did they infiltrate Scientist Dude's operation in the first place? Then there's this long speech that Good Ethan gives in these too-sexy-for-primetime hushed tones. What's he say? What do YOU care? It's Ethan Hawke. Blah blah blah, we were hired as security experts for Scientist Dude. Bling blam blooey, D'Overbite blew him in the backseat of his limo, thereby earning his trust enough to become his new driver. Tic tac topsy, she overheard some phone conversation where Scientist Dude said something about Project Helix being ready for testing. And finally, flip flap flop, I can't believe these guys PAID me to come on and do this show! Damn, this is fun!