Kendall's all, Scientist Dude has a boss? Good Ethan's all, yeah, I guess. Whatever. Aren't I cute? Spy Daddy's all, so you never heard the voice yourself? Good Ethan's all, come on! I'm cute, right? Spy Daddy's all, yeah, you're cute. Your eyes okay? Good Ethan's all, yeah, whatever. You said I'm cute. That's enough for me. Now, if I can just get Uma to say it around the house ONCE IN AWHILE.
Regina: Seriously. He's all kinds of cute.
Wendy Kroy: I know. I'm kind of having trouble concentrating on the plot, actually.
Regina: There's a plot?
Wendy Kroy: Oh, don't be rude.
Regina: I'm not! It's just, I'm sort of too stunned by Ethan Hawke's inherent cuteness to pay attention to the whole cloning or whatever thing, you know?
Wendy Kroy: Trust me. I know.
Jack then asks what led to his capture. Good Ethan's all, Langley ordered us to break into the Cuckoo Con Carne facility and hack the central database. I decided to go alone, because that would make it easier for the writers to place me in a position to be abducted and tortured and possibly thought of as an evil clone. And it worked. I was nabbed, dudes, before I even had a chance to transmit some such shit to D'Overbite. Kendall's all, do you know how D'Overbite was compromised? Good Ethan's all, no, but last time I checked, "compromised" was NOT a synonym for "blown up like a donkey-shaped piñata with a bottle rocket shoved up its hole." Kendall's all, okay then. I think that about wraps it up. Why don't you take your grumpy little self off to your safehouse, okay? Unless anyone has anything else to add? Good Ethan looks down at his hands and says, "We were engaged." Everyone kind of looks at each other, and then Syd and Vaughn share this really tense and poignant moment where they both look at each other and appear to wonder, "Durr. Do you think this could be US in a couple of years? Ew. Let's forget about the spy sex we're going to engage in later, okay? I'll see ya around the farm!"









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