Syd's all, Good Ethan! Calm down! You can kiss me again if that's what you want! Good Ethan's all, get out, Syd! Go! Just go! God, he's cute. Have I said that already? Syd starts to walk behind him and then drops him with a kick to the backs of his knees. The CIA dudes are up and at 'em. Good Ethan's struggling, and Syd's trying to get him to calm the fuck down. She's also trying to get the CIA dudes to calm the fuck down, but they're too hopped up on the idea of kicking Good Ethan's ass to pay attention. They haul Good Ethan off into federal custody without telling Syd why, and she just stands there looking confused.

Wendy Kroy: I'm confused too.
Regina: About what?
Wendy Kroy: About where in the HELL is Bradley Cooper this episode? And David Anders? And, while we're on the subject, my heroine, Lena Olin?
Regina: Dude. This episode is all about the Spy Sex, okay? Bradley will be back next week.
Wendy Kroy: Well, he better be. Daddy doesn't do well if he ain't fed a weekly dose of Will.
Regina: Okay. There are SO many things wrong with what you just said that I can't really talk to you for a few minutes.
Wendy Kroy: What? Now that you're all Owen-ized, you can't talk about Daddy's fixation on the Willage?
Regina: Seriously, dude. Don't talk to me.
Wendy Kroy: WHAT?
Regina: Do you WANT to spend the rest of the episode hanging from my windowsill? Right. That's what I thought. Shut UP.

Oops Center. Syd races in, obviously having never heard of a little device known as a "cell phone," and demands to know what in the HELL is going on. With an absolutely straight face, Spy Daddy starts spewing some shit about how Project Helix is actually some next-gen molecular gene therapy and involves a procedure whereby a patient's face and body are reshaped to identically resemble someone else. And Good Ethan was the first guinea pig. Whuh? The hell? Gene-splicing? Cloning? Hey, J.J. Chris Carter called. He wants his story arc back.

Syd's all, so, like, what? Good Ethan isn't really Good Ethan at all? Spy Daddy's all, yeah, that's a distinct possibility. Syd's all, well, then, who the hell is he? Spy Daddy's all, uh, we think it's the Scientist Dude, Marcovic. Syd's all, okay, there is NO way that Good Ethan is Marcovic; we shared boo-hoo stories about our dead fiancé(e)s! He tried to kiss me! He's hot! Vaughn's all, okay, we'll discuss the whole desperation kiss thing later, honey. Right now, I want you to check out this shot of someone who looks just like Good Ethan hanging out in a phone booth about three inches away from Detonated D'Overbite. Then, just for good measure, in case we're all in a coma, we're shown a CIA file with Good Ethan's visage on it. Yep. It's him. Good or Bad.