Alias
Alias

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Erin: B | 457 USERS: C+
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Let's Get It Awwwwn

Wendy Kroy: Tee hee. Tee hee hee.
Regina: See? SEE? It's impossible to watch this scene and not giggle like you've just been given a huge dose of laughing gas.
Wendy Kroy: TEE HEE HEE.
Regina: Dude? You okay? DUDE?
Wendy Kroy: TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE. Help me!

Vaughn's all, yeah, we should be going, like, NOW, because we are so gonna miss our plane if we keep kissing. Syd's all, yeah, okay, good idea. Besides, I'm out of condoms. Vaughn's all, what? Have you been gettin' busy? AND, IF SO, WITH WHOM? Syd's all, dude? Remember Spitzy Saliva-Pants? Yeah. Since him. And we were in a fucking SAFEHOUSE. Condoms haven't really been a necessity around the Electric Ovary since FOREVER, okay? And if you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to tell Kendall he can go fuck his Caca Cockles whatever-the-hell and you and me are gonna DO IT RIGHT HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM.

Just then, we hear a rather dry, "Hey." The camera swivels and it's Fauxlio, just standing there with her arms crossed. Oh, she's not EVIL or anything. She only has NO inflection in her voice WHATSOEVER. Syd's all, this is Michael! You know the one! From the bank! THE ONE! Fauxlio's all, doesnotcompute. Nicetoputafacewithaname. Takemetoyourleader. Syd's all twirly and girly behind Vaughn's back like, this is him! The guy! You know, THE GUY? Fauxlio just looks at her as if she's trying to figure out if all humans act this crazy, or if it's just this one. Vaughn kind of sneaks a glance back at Syd, who immediately stops her silent chittering and tells him that they should catch their plane. Fauxlio's all, anotherbusinesstrip. Syd's all, uh, yeah, a conference or something...hey, aren't you gonna tell me to quit my job or whatever? Fauxlio's all, haveagoodtripyouguys. She is seriously Stepford, dudes. Vaughn shakes her hand again and looks at her kind of curiously, then walks off. Syd gives Fauxlio this look that's all, uh, dude? Did you eat some bad clams or something? Syd was obviously expecting Fauxlio to start jumping up and down and shrieking, "Aiiiieeee! Thass yo boyfrien'! Thass yo boyfrien'! Ooooooh...he's soooo cuuuuuute!" When Fauxlio just goes, "I'llseeyoulater," and slaps a mechanical smile on her face, Syd's expression is like, what the --?

Regina: Oh, no. Her personality isn't palpably different or anything. Not at all.
Wendy Kroy: Well, even if it wasn't, that dark eyeliner is a dead giveaway.
Regina: Oh, yeah. Without question. What, did they fire the circus clowns?
Wendy Kroy: Apparently. And they've been replaced with the entire makeup crew from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Alias

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