Alias
Alias

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Mexico City. I got nothing funny on this, people. Particularly because they filmed in Mexico City LAST WEEK, and they're probably using the same DAMN FOOTAGE. If it's orange or yellow, it's a good bet they're in MEXICO CITY. Whatever. Syd's in this copper-colored van with Agent Sean, and she's donning this costume that, um, I think she sported back in a previous episode (don't email about WHICH episode, okay? I just spent the past twenty minutes looking for it). Poncho, braids, hat. Yeah, minus the hat, that's pretty much the outfit she sported in India or something. Agent Sean's all, aww yeah. You look good, girl! Syd's all, I'm gonna KILL the costuming department because, dude. Does this shit look RIGHT to you?

Agent Sean hands Syd a pair of sunglasses that, conveniently, have a camera built into their frame. There's some ultra-cute-cute between the two of them, hopefully signaling to us, the viewing public, that these two would make a GREAT COUPLE. As Syd goes to exit the van, Sean goes, "Syd, we're here for surveillance only, okay? Nothing tricky." Syd kind of looks back at him like, yeah. That's SO gonna happen. Syd exits the van.

Wendy Kroy: Oh, god.
Regina: What?
Wendy Kroy: What in the FUCK is she wearing?
Regina: A disguise.
Wendy Kroy: Okay, in MY world? We don't call that a disguise. We call that SHIT THEY SELL TO TOURISTS.
Regina: Heh. Yeah. Poncho and sombrero. Marshall's "disguise" skills are second to none. I suppose, though, considering that he's the TECH GUY, he probably didn't attend the Fashion Institute of Technology or anything. I mean, what? Is the CIA cutting costs or something? They don't have a DISGUISE GUY?
Wendy Kroy: Honey? Drink. Now. Or I'll have to hang up.

Syd then walks into the main area (of what? oh, don't ask that question) and looks around. There's Sark. He looks like he's spotted Syd. Syd practically throws herself at a postcard carousel. She tells Sean that she's seen Sark and that he looks GOOOOD. Okay, she didn't say the GOOOOD part. But he DOES. As Syd watches, Oransky shows up and sits across from Sark. Syd takes a few shots of them. Sean uploads them, and Vaughn, Dixon, Marshall, and Mrs. Elephant see them on Marshall's screen. It should be noted that Mrs. Elephant looks pointedly at Mr. Elephant during this. Vaughn just ignores her. I'm not sure why she's looking pointedly at her husband, except perhaps it's the creators' way of showing what a jealous evil bitch she is or something. I really don't know.

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