http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Sun, 28 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification All The Time In The World (2): Sloane shoots Jack,and Sydney shoots Sloane, but he's already discovered eternal life, so that doesn't really have much effect on him. Irina's behind the whole kit and caboodle,and this entire series wraps up with us thinking that five years and trillions of Rambaldi references have lead to nothing more than immortality and a bitchy power-hungry mother. It all ends reasonably well with Jack sacrificing himself to remove Sloane from humanity and the new Spy Family retiring to a little cottage on the beach. And everyone lives happily ever after. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/all_the_time_in_the_world_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/all_the_time_in_the_world_2.php Sun, 28 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Reprisal (1): In Part One of this series finale two-parter, we follow Sloane's actions as he kidnaps Marshall and Rachel, travels to an ice chamber below Mount Subasio, and discovers just what Rambaldi meant by "sky" in his prophecy. In case you were wondering, it has nothing to do with that stuff up above your head with fluffy clouds rolling around in it. Oh, and Sydney falls down a crevasse and is dead. Yeah, because you haven't SEEN the next episode. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/reprisal_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/reprisal_1.php Sat, 27 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 No Hard Feelings: Syd pretends to be Anna pretending to be Syd and heads off for some prison that used to be a monastery in an effort to retrieve something called The Rose. All she winds up doing is getting an amulet that Sloane quickly steals. It's all leading to Rambaldi's Greatest Mystery™ that may or may not lead to the end of the world. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/no_hard_feelings.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/no_hard_feelings.php Sun, 21 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 I See Dead People: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/i_see_dead_people.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/i_see_dead_people.php Mon, 15 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 30 Seconds: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/30_seconds.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/30_seconds.php Sun, 07 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 There's Only One Sydney Bristow: In the bargain basement deal of the century, Peyton recruits Anna into Prophet Five--and gets another Sydney in the process! Thaaaat's right: Anna gets cloned into Sydney. And Will? Well, Will shows up just long enough to make us remember how much we miss him. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/theres_only_one_sydney_bristow.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/theres_only_one_sydney_bristow.php Mon, 01 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Maternal Instinct: Irina shows up, tells Syd that she never wanted to be a mother in the first place and...kind of hates being one, delivers Syd's baby, and then skedaddles out of town with The Horizon firmly in her possession. No Mother's Day card for her! She also says that she gave the order to have Vaughn shot, but since he's alive and well and living in Bhutan, it doesn't really matter. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/maternal_instinct.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/maternal_instinct.php Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:00:00 -0500 S.O.S.: Sing it, Abba! Sing louder -- Syd can't hear you because she's trapped on a boat in the middle of the ocean, and there's something wrong with the Spy Fetus. Hey, maybe if you sing "Dancing Queen," we won't notice the boring B-story with Getty and some guy he's looking for called "The Cardinal." But sing the extended disco version, because the less we hear of "The Cardinal" the better. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/sos.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/sos.php Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:00:00 -0500 The Horizon: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/the_horizon.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/the_horizon.php Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Bob: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/bob.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/bob.php Mon, 12 Dec 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Fait Accompli: Sloane goes to Jack and exposes his agreement with Gordo and declares that he's going to help the Apple Store catch him. During the capture, however, it's discovered that the organization Gordo is working for is actually made up of twelve government agencies. Sloane gets roped back into working for the same organization he's just extricated himself from, only to save his daughter. Oh, and Jack and Syd build a crib. Hilarity ensues. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/fait_accompli.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/fait_accompli.php Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Solo: Rachel has to go on her first solo mission and of course this involves her dressing up as a hooker because there are only two types of women spies: the ass-kickers and the hos. Syd spends most of the episode sadly touching her belly, and this moderately entertaining filler ep draws to a close without any follow-up on Daddy-in-the-Box. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/solo.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/solo.php Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Out Of The Box: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/out_of_the_box.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/out_of_the_box.php Mon, 31 Oct 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Mockingbird: In order to take down Gordo Dean, the Appleseed Gang has to get into his Cayman Islands bank account and remove all his funds. This means Boobs McPhee and Syd go back to Prague to get a hard drive while Boobs whines a lot. It all leads a mid-air rescue involving Syd and a strategically placed suction cup. I know. My brain hurts just thinking about it. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/mockingbird.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/mockingbird.php Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500 The Shed: A substance gets stolen from Istanbul, and Getty and Syd and Marshall have to go to Prague to get it. Along the way, they pick up the Sydney substitute, Boobs McPhee, and the audience spends the entire hour looking for any remaining plotlines from the previous two episodes, without much success. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/the_shed.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/the_shed.php Tue, 18 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500 ...1...: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/1.php Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Prophet Five: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/prophet_five.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/prophet_five.php Mon, 03 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Before The Flood: The Spy Family drops into Sevogda in order to save the world, and they do just that. Relatively quickly, they dismantle Clifford, and the only downside is that Nadia is totally infected with the Red-Eyed Menace disease. The last three minutes of the episode totally rock our world as Vaughn announces that his name isn't, in fact, Michael Vaughn and BAM! The rest of his revelation is saved until next season after a CAR CRASHES INTO HIM AND SYD. Someone might need to hold me. And my vodka. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/before_the_flood.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/before_the_flood.php Tue, 31 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Search And Rescue: And when I say "bitch," I mean that in the nicest way possible. Especially since the bitch in question is Irina Derevko. She's alive, and Syd and Nadia rescue her because she's the only person who can dismantle the big red ball that is now hovering over and infecting an innocent Russian city with its poison. Because there's not enough going on in the world at the moment, Vaughn asks Syd to marry him. The jury's still out on whether or not she says yes. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/search_and_rescue.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/search_and_rescue.php Tue, 24 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500 The Descent: Elena steals all the cool-ass Rambaldi stuff and is now in the position to bring about a destructive endgame. The only person who can help stop her had a bullet put into her head, courtesy of one Jack Bristow. Good thing Dix happened to see that very same person being escorted in shackles to some van in Prague. Spy Mommy is officially alive, y'all! Oh, and Sloane's helping Elena out, so that's not so good. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/the_descent.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/alias/the_descent.php Sun, 22 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500