Alias
Alias

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Erin: B | 728 USERS: B-
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Dude Looks Like A Lady -- A Ho-Type Lady

Case in point: she goes to get the lipstick out of her purse and discovers that she's dropped it. She states as much out loud so that Vak hears her and thinks she's talking to him. He says her lips are perfect the way they are and he slimes over to plant one on her. Syd hisses at Rachel not to let him kiss her; to be the one who's in charge. So, instead of letting Vak kiss her, Rachel smacks him across the face. Hee. Instead of getting angry, Vak recovers and slimes, "Has baby been bad?" Oh, ew. So he doesn't have a pregnant lady fetish, but he's into punishment. Guh. "Oh, this is gonna be too easy, Rachel," says Syd. Hee.

After the break, Peyton shows up on the oil rig wearing nothing but a scuba suit/spy outfit. So, no messy disguises for her, I guess. She shoots the first guy she sees and heads after Vak. Yeah, why bother with disguises or tranquilizer lipsticks when you can just shoot the shit out of everyone? Back with Raymandy and Vak, he's tied up to the bed and telling Rachel that she's driving him crazy, but in the good way. "Did I say you could talk?" she purrs. Then she crawls up his body and says, "I'm gonna be honest with you. This whole 'baby talk' thing kind of creeps me out, so I'm just gonna cut to the chase." She slaps some duct tape on his mouth and goes, "I gotta go!" Hee. She goes over to the computer and downloads the program.

Out on the rig, Peyton continues to shoot everyone in her path. She comes upon the guard outside Vak's remove and orders him to enter the code to open the door. He does so, and she shoots him dead and enters the room. Luckily, Rachel's already ruined the computer and run off. Peyton leaves. Out on the rig, Rachel's walking toward the boat and telling Syd that the job's done. She passes a dead soldier and picks up her pace, only to find that her boat is gone. Syd says she's sending in an emergency extraction. Dix and Getty head to the rescue in a black chopper. Syd tells Rachel to get her ass to the helipad pronto. Rachel runs as fast as her little wedgies will let her.

Rachel finally gets to the helipad, only to find Peyton waiting for her with a gun. "Surprise," Peyton says. "My god, you're --" "Not dead?" quips Peyton. "I was gonna say 'evil,'" says Rachel. Heh. Peyton tries to convince Rachel that she's not evil, she just works for a different team. Rachel's all, dude, you're totally in on this with Gordo and you have been from the start. And you blew up all those innocent people! Peyton's all, honey, it wasn't personal! I always liked you! She goes on to say that she doesn't want to kill her, she just wants the program. Syd gets on comms and tells Rachel that if she believes Peyton will let her go, she should hand over the program; they can always track Peyton after she leaves the platform.

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