Alias
Alias

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Erin: B- | 358 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
If by "awful" you mean "awfully convenient for Jack."

Yeah. I totally thought Jack had somehow rigged it to show that Sloane killed Irina. In fact, when I did the recaplet, I initially wrote, "Nadia looks at the file, but we don't find out what's in it until the end of the episode when we learn that Sloane actually killed Irina. Nice way to cover, Jack." But it doesn't say Sloane killed Irina. It says that…oh, well, you'll see here in a second.

Also? Racing Stripes looks like ass. Was this a movie that really needed to be made? I mean, really. There will never be another Babe, people. Even the sequel to Babe couldn't be another Babe. God.

Back from the break, Sloane gets a call from Vaughn informing him that Jack and Nadia have arrived and they're all heading after Bishop and Syd. Wow. They got to Spain in under ten minutes. That's impressive. "Tesseract Airlines: When you absolutely, positively need to get to the other side of the world in ten minutes or less." In a warehouse somewhere, Weiss and Syd are both tied up to chairs. Syd slowly wakes up, a bit of blood in the corner of her mouth. Bishop is yammering at them about the destroyed Valta and how the Barenakedladies will kill him when they show up, unless he can provide them with information of similar or greater value. He wants to know how the CIA infiltrated the Barackobama's network. Bishop then leans over and delivers the famous line from the preview: "So, what's your real name, Charlene?" "I'm, uh…" "'I'm, uh' what?" "I'm a-gonna kick your ass." But instead of kicking his ass, Syd just gets smacked by him. Well, that was anti-climactic.

Alias

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