Bradley Cooper is my new best friend
No, I haven't seen the show.
Oh, dude, it's great. Zak and I both did...during the show they do a couple of shorts --
Yeah, the short films! Did you do one?
I did a couple videos, yeah.
Oh, did you? They're online now.
Oh, dude. I did...me and the girl from Ed...who's the main girl from Ed?
Oh, the blonde girl? I can't remember her name...Julie? Wait. Lemme IMDb it. Julie Bowen!
Yeah, Julie! We did this Thanksgiving one called "Raking The Leaves." Dude. It's so funny. You gotta watch it.
Okay. I've got Stella bookmarked. So I'm gonna go to the Stella shorts.
Dude. Check it out.
Sars sent me the one with Sam Rockwell as the pizza guy?
Oh, yeah - the singing in Washington Square? That's genius. And he's got the big teeth in?
Yes! And he's like, "What, you think I'm a pussy? Whuh?"
[laughing through his Zone bar]
Oh, and that scene at the end where, who is it, David?
Yeah, David Wain.
And he's all, "I gotta tip for ya" and he has this huge black DILDO? Duuuude...
Yeah, it's pretty perverse.
I just wish them all the success in the world. They rock.
Check out "Raking The Leaves," though.
Okay, I got it tagged here. So, I will definitely check it out. Okay...so...let's chat for a sec about all this crap I gotta ask you.
Actually, the interviews I do, I don't ask, like, "Where'd you grow up?" Because, like, I can get all that stuff from other sources. Although I do want to know, while you were growing up in Philadelphia, did you ever, like, dream of going to Pittsburgh and becoming a welder by day and a dancer by night?
That's not like a Deer Hunter reference, is it? Is it a Flashdance reference?
Yeah. It's a Flashdance reference.
'Cuz I knew Deer Hunter took place in Pittsburgh, but I didn't know Flashdance took place there.
Yeah, it did.
No, I didn't do that. YET. But I did dream of wearing shirts with one shoulder hanging out.
[laughing] Did you dream of taking off lingerie through the sweatshirt?
I did. I did that too. I dreamt that I'd fuck someone while eating lobster.
Exactly. And while putting your foot in someone's crotch. Excellent.