Peyton makes a comment about Getty not being Boobs's type, and even though several people on the boards made comments about this sounding like Boobs was a lesbian, I'm not sure at this point. However, I would LOVE it if they DID make her a lesbian because then at least SOMETHING on this show would surprise me. Back in the van, Getty enters and says, "Remind me to ask her what that means, 'not her type.'" Heh. See? They're giving him some good lines and he's delivering them well. What's not to like? Marshall decodes the firewall key in seconds flat, and Syd lets Boobs know that she can open the access ports. As they enter the office, Peyton says, "That's what I love about our friendship: no competition." Oh. Okay. Boobs IS a lesbian. I mean, unless Peyton means that since she only likes tall, darkly brooding cigarette-lighting men and Boobs only likes hairy dwarves with eye patches, they're never fighting over the same kind of man, I'd say that this statement is pretty much a direct reference to the fact that Boobs pitches for the Pink Team All-Stars.
Boobs is acting totally weird, though, and Peyton picks up on it, asking her if she's okay. Boobs says she is and that she just needs some caffeine. Peyton doesn't buy it. Boobs returns to her desk, looks around a couple more times so EVERYONE in the office can see her looking suspicious, and then she opens up the access ports and Marshall's in. Dean passes by and goes into his office. Peyton's there and she tells Dean that they may have a problem with Boobs McPhee. Dean looks out at Boobs, and the Strings of Fake Suspense take us out to the break.
When we return, the Strings are working overtime to make us actually give a shit about the remaining five minutes of this episode. The Strings could be bleeding out their frets and I still wouldn't give a damn. Nice try, though, Strings. Dean checks his computer activity log and sure enough, Boobs is downloading a shitload of data, but she's hopping RAM to try and stay undetected. Two clicks later and Dean discovers that Boobs is copying everything on his server. Marshall gets the Substance 33 file and states that it's shipping to Budapest tonight in Container 1147. He goes off to phone Jack.