Tell me, what would have been so wrong with Vaughn "dying" and then Syd seeing him off in the corner of her eye at the funeral and spending the rest of the season trying to either prove that he's really dead or really alive or slowly going mad in the process, which was all the evil plan of Rambaldi in the first place and then she'd give birth and the baby would be stolen BY VAUGHN, who is really alive and a direct descendant of Rambaldi and Syd has to save her baby and come to terms with the fact that her fiancé was, indeed, a rather bad man and he's in cahoots with IRINA and maybe even JACK and Syd's all alone and it all wraps up in the final episode with Vaughn, Irina, and Jack showing up and saving Syd at the last minute and telling her that they were actually trying to SAVE the baby from the bad people and everyone lives happily ever after and...WHY COULDN'T I WRITE THIS DAMN SHOW?

Uch. Whatever. I just gave myself a headache. So, Jack asks how much Boobs knows about Dean's operation and Getty says that Dean calls it "The Shed" because the writers were on vacation and some guy named Arty who cleans the floors found a discarded script and no one was around so he totally pulled out a pencil and rewrote the whole thing, but his handwriting was really bad so when he wrote "The Shit" and thought he was being really funny, the production people thought he wrote "The Shed" and that's why we're stuck with this stupid fucking name for a quasi-evil organization.

Getty tells Jack that Boobs is willing to cooperate completely and give them everything she can. Jack asks Marshall if they can access Dean's dedicated server. Marshall says there's an encryption key on it that changes daily, but if he can get inside, he might be able to crack it. Jack declares that Marshall going in is too dangerous, but sending Boobs in just might work. Too bad she's not a field agent. Besides, she's too busy sobbing her little boobs off upstairs on the roof. Jack states that they don't have a choice. They need to get in there and get to that server. Syd exits onto the roof and walks over to Boobs, telling her they need some help.

Later, Marshall tells Boobs that all she needs to do is copy the encryption key and get it back to him and then he has to crack the key and she has to go back to the office and OH MY GOD THIS IS BORING. He asks her if she can open a portal into Dean's server from her workstation; she can. Marshall gives her a handy credit card flash drive that can hold 240GB of memory. Nice. Boobs is as impressed as I am, and says so. Marshall then returns the compliment by saying how impressed he was with her NSA hack job. He says she's gonna be okay, and she seems slightly reassured by this.