Wendy Kroy: Oh my GOD. They are NOT starting right after they ended like that!
Regina: They are.
Rona: But I didn't have time to make more daiquiris!
Regina: Tell me again why I came over here and why you don't have TiVo?

Oops Center. Syd and Vaughn are sitting around in matching dark suits. Syd's all moany and whiny about how she let her mom play her yet again. Vaughn's trying to boost her spirits by telling her to stop second-guessing herself. Nice, Vaughn. Next time, say it with flowers.

Speaking of saying it with flowers, Marshall's filling in Agent Sean on his post-apocalyptic sushi date with Kerry. Apparently, the date rocked, but when it came to the goodnight kiss, Marshall started sweating like Robert Hays in Airplane! Agent Sean's all, did she notice? Marshall's all, did she NOTICE? I was making my own private lake over here! Agent Sean's all, dude, you need help. Marshall's all, no, really? This scene is hilarious, by the way. But totally irrelevant for recapping purposes.

Luckily, Marshall's computer starts bleating at him, so we quickly move away from a scene that's totally enjoyable to watch, but a pain in the ass to recap. As Agent Sean starts blithering about his near-death experience, Marshall gets this look on his face that's like, "Oh, mother of Mary Magdalene and the motorbike she rode in on." Agent Sean's in mid-sentence as Marshall just abruptly gets up and runs away. Hee. Agent Sean's all, oh. Okay. Thanks. Hee again.

Marshall speeds over to Sydney. He's all, dude, your mommy just sent us something. Syd and Marshall quickly trot over to Kendall, and Syd tells him that the message from her mother contained the DNA string of the person who was doubled. She wants Will's DNA compared to the double's as soon as he's located. Marshall pipes up, "We're verifying the data now, sir, but it looks legit. Legitimate." "Yeah, I know what 'legit' means," Kendall snaps. And yes, the "you fucking dweeb" is implied.

Motel Of Demonic Doubles And Their Bumbling Boyfriends. Will's peeking out the window as Francinator's asking him what else the CIA knows. "Did Sydney tell you what the CIA knows, or Jack?" Will's head jerks away from the window. "I didn't say Jack was involved," he says, eyeing her suspiciously. Francinator comes up with some lame lie about Will mentioning Jack in the car, and because this is Will and not Jason Bourne, he totally believes her and just chalks it up to losing his mind.

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