Ally McBeal
Ally McBeal

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Gwen: C | 345 USERS: C+
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A door's shut, a window's open; the house still stinks.

Elaine sings "What I Did for Love" while Mark stands behind her and whispers, "When do I sing?" She shushes him. He emotes and then does an artistic arm movement. Elaine motions for him to stop. Then Vonda takes over the song, unfortunately, and we see Ally walk down the sidewalk. More Elaine and Mark! Less Vonda and Ally! The TV doesn't hear me yelling at it, and Vonda continues to sing as Ally enters her apartment and finds the snowman in the living room. "You stuck me in a freezer?" Larry asks. Ally wheels around and sees him standing there, for real. Robert Downey, Jr., looks good in black. Larry says that he's back "forever." He's only at the beginning of loving Ally and he doesn't plan on leaving. Where's his kid, though? Oh, well. Who cares? Not Ally and Larry. They start making out like teenagers in the back of a mini pick-up full of wine coolers in the parking lot of the church after the fund-raising dance.

Vonda sings another song as Renee and Jackson have lunch. Ling sits somewhere vague and picks up the phone. Then she puts it down again. John rubs at his forehead in his hole. Elaine and Mark dance together onstage and look like they're having a good time. Ally, wearing the snowman's hat and glasses, helps Larry dismantle the snowman. Then they stop so they can kiss. Melanie, her eyes red, walks and tics slowly down the snowy sidewalk. At the very end, she tics her hand up, sort of like she's waving goodbye. I think it would have been better if she'd done it with her middle finger, though. Next week: no show. Woo -- I mean...Aw, man!

Ally McBeal

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