Back at Pigs R Us, the group is restating why they are all at the group. "To develop a greater sensitivity to women, their needs --" Billy starts ranting in a Fish echo telling the group that they feel like they are failing at their relationships because the women are letting them feel that way. He insists that women are in a relationship for the communication and that men are in it for the sex, and that if women aren't constantly trying to improve the sex in the relationship then they are letting their side of the bargain down. The pigs all start nodding and grunting, because that's all they do. They seem to agree with both sides of the coin here, so I think maybe this is really a co-dependency group. The group leader is getting upset as Billy stands even higher on his soapbox to conclude that the women that they've had the best relationships with were the ones they treated the worst. Women like men to treat them like property. "We need to take back our lives!" Norma Rae shouts out as the group leader puts up the two-handed "calm down, mister" signal. "My wife's a total bitch," Pig Number Three shouts out. "They don't like being dominated -- well why the hell should we?" Billy shouts like he's Rocky friggin' Balboa. "Adrian! Make me a turkey sandwich!" Billy gets the crowd stomping and hooting and -- for some reason -- clapping in a beat that is echoed by an organ starting up like it's the top of the ninth inning. Billy high-fives everyone in a circle as they keep shouting and cheering until the circle jerk comes to a climax.

Reesa is rehashing episode one yet again, this time for Renee and Whipper's benefits. They seem to be rather ashamed of Ally's behavior, but I thought Renee knew all of that stuff that went down. Anyway, Ally tries to butt in but they tell her to shut up as Reesa says that her therapist told her she might never get over it. Renee pulls on her shirt a few times so that we remember she has cleavage. Renee offers that Ally was just looking out for Reesa's best interests. Reesa says she isn't so sure anymore. "Reesa!" Ally shouts. "Ally!" Renee and Whipper shout back. Ally sucks her lips into her mouth so that her mouth is completely full and she can't say anything else. Okay, so Reesa recaps for us that Ally slept with him, told the entire audience into the minister's microphone that she slept with him, and then waited until they made up to break it up again by telling Reesa that Joel was the best lover she ever had. But we all read Gwen's recap, didn't we? So we don't need to hear all of this again. The Whipper wipes her nose in grief and for a second I'm worried it will fall off from all the plastic surgery. It doesn't and Ally gives her a mean LTR. Reesa says she wishes she had gone through with the wedding. It's okay that he had a last fling because (remember) she had one too. But she just couldn't go through with it after the things that Ally had just said to her. Whipper gives a big ol' honkin' of her nose as Ally and Renee give her a vicious LTR and shout "Whipper!"