Elaine's potential date shows up as Elaine is just "hanging around" in some hallway. They make introductions. His name is Bob. They shake hands and say that they look even better in person. Bob asks if she's ready to go. She says she lied about having lunch. She hates lunch dates, but she'd rather do that than go out with a total stranger. Ally lurks around the corner of the hallway and listens while putting her fingers in her mouth. Elaine says that now that she's met Bob she's ready to just go straight to dinner. She says she'll pick the place and that he's just got to pick her up at eight. He comments that it's "easy enough," and says he'll be there. Ally walks over and says, "That was pretty deft, Elaine," like an insult. Elaine says that you have to make things happen. Ally then begins hearing Barry White singing his sweet song. She asks if Elaine heard it. I guess Ally thinks that this will be the one time that someone finally says, "Yes, Ally! I heard it! We all hear all of your songs and see all of your hallucinations. We always have! This whole 'You're a freak' thing has just been a big goof that we've all been playing on you! I decided it was finally time to let you in on the big secret. Here's that unicorn we hid in your room when you were nine." Elaine says, of course, that she didn't hear anything, so Ally wiggles her head quite a bit and then walks into her office so she can go back to sticking her hand on her face. John walks in, which causes her to shove her fingers into her mouth. He says that when something is bothering one of them, they usually talk about it. She touches her mouth a few more times, wipes her forehead and asks him if she met someone who she thought was the one but was sort of involved with someone else...John interrupts to say that it happened to him. He wanted this woman who wasn't necessarily involved with someone but had a lot of things going on. He took her out on a date, but it was a total disaster. They are still friends, sometimes the best of friends. Ally asks if he knows her. He says she does some days, but doesn't others. This woman, of course, was Ally, but Ally is shocked. He says it's pretty funny. She agrees, but frowns. Fade to black.
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