Aerial shot of Boston at night. We land at the bar. Vonda's singing "In the Still of the Night." Not to be confused with In the Heat of the Night, a show I can actually deal with watching once in a while. Corretta, Richard, Dame Edna, and her sweet Jerome share a table. Dame Edna says she doesn't know why Jerome is getting all upset, since she "dropped the request." He says it brings up old wounds -- and does she think their relationship is purely physical? Richard spit-takes widely. Dame Edna likes "the quiet moments together," not just "the hot dogs and buns." Another spit-take. Sigh.
Gym. John walks in and sees Miss Bump in her brief, midriff-baring work-out clothes, sweaty and happy to see him. God, she's thin. So petite and little! She asks that he join her in the hot tub to discuss the details of the settlement. He "can get trunks in Reception." Ew, communal swim trunks. She bounces off (not at all literally), and he hums nervously. Then he eyes up the massive tattooed dude on the StairMaster nearby, and makes his humming more macho, grabs a weightlifting belt, and heads off to share swim trunks.
Still another aerial shot of Boston at night. Vonda sings again, some more. Ally and JBJ slow-dance. They discuss moving the action offstage somewhere. Ally suggests her place, since she "had a lock installed on her bedroom door." JBJ is all, Ally? I installed it. Oh, yeah. They snuggle, then Ally sees Matthew Perry having a Michelob at the bar. She pulls away and peers at him intently. Well, tonight was made for Michelob. JBJ asks what's the matter, and Ally is all, oh, nothing, it's just that maybe there are greener pastures over there in smart-alecky lawyer form, oh working-class guy I don't want to have sex with yet.
Hot tub. Get ya wet! Hot tub. Make ya sweat! Yeow! Hot tub! Miss Bump reclines in her gingham halter-top swimsuit. I'm guessing it's by Trashy Lingerie in L.A. John says this isn't how he usually does business, and steps into the hot tub with his robe on. It's hot, he points out. Miss Bump says she has three female execs who love the Bully Broad program, and since John's client refused even to try it, well...John says "it's gender-biased and [his client] was under no obligation to try it." Miss Bump asks for John's foot, then pulls him underwater. He emerges, sputtering that she tried to drown him. Wow, is John rattled or something? she wonders. John says "talk chicken or [he's] gone." He meant to say "turkey."













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