In the court of Judge Albert Hall, a stern woman is on the stand, testifyin' to the virtues of the Bully Broad classes. She says she was hated and had problems with her staff, until the class enlightened her to the fact that she was a "woman in a man's world, trying to act like a man." She could just act like a woman, see. No. No, I don't see. So after the class, she related better to her co-workers and productivity went up. And executives are sent to seminars all the time. This one took only a "puny" amount of time. Did someone say "puny"? Miss Bump wheels and stares at John. John chokes on his water, then yells at the quivering Miss Bump, like she's "Heidi" about to cry at Bambi. "Move to...oh, forget it." The witness says Miss Bump is fighting tears because lawyers are supposed to be tough and hide their feelings. But women can show their feelings. Let it out, honey. Miss Bump wails. Judge Hall asks for a ten-minute break.
Richard, Corretta, Dame Edna, and Jerome meet. It's tense. Dame Edna and Jerome squabble, and finally he says he'll "take [his] champagne and christen another yacht!" Oh, fucking hell. I wish he had said he'd give his string of pearls to another. That would have been even more gross. Dame Edna splits, and Richard enlightens Jerome to the fact that chicks don't like to be called "yachts." We prefer "chicks."
Knock, knock, it's JBJ, at Ally's office door. Everything's fine. But why haven't they had sex yet? Well, because Ally is "over thinking it." And, she's a retard. Oh my god, JUST DO IT ALREADY. I don't care if it's supposed to be a two-hour "event." We're at one hour and 11 minutes and I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE. Stick it in. Put some motion in the ocean. Make the baby. See the tree? Go sit in it. JBJ asks her for lunch, and then after, maybe some sex? Great. See you later.