Ally walks in her front door to see JBJ on her couch, reading the paper. This new sitter got appendicitis, and had to split for the hospital. Maddie "couldn't get through to" Ally, so she called JBJ. He stands to leave, saying he'll send her a bill. Ally starts rambling about Larry. He got her, see, because he was neurotic, too. Everything meshed. And that guy, Matthew Perry? Reminded her of Larry. So she had a beer with Matthew Perry, and realized that JBJ isn't Larry. And, that she doesn't want to be with a man who's just like her. She wants JBJ. She doesn't know if it's meant to last, or anything at all, but she knows she wants him. He says he'd agree with her, but doesn't know if it'll set her off. She says she can screw up anything. They kiss, clumsily. Ew. Now I don't want to see them do it.

The bar. Dame Edna and her sweet Jerome sing an old Cole Porter song. Everyone watches. Nelle chokes on her martini when Corretta says she heard John offered Miss Bump a job.

Montage: Miss Bump moves a file box into John's office, puts her feet up on the desk, and looks around, satisfied.

A trail of clothes lead up to Ally's bedroom. She and JBJ snuggle, post-coitus. Wow, I've been spared! Thanks, DEK. My eyes thank you. Ally says she's "glad that's over with," and that now they can go back to being "normal." I still don't know what the fuck that means. She asks if they should just go to sleep now. He says it may be weird if Maddie finds him there in the morning. Ally rises to collect their clothes, strewn all over the house. He pulls Ally back to him, saying it was "nice." Oh no. She smiles. Vonda sings yet another song. They kiss. Ew, he's getting on top of her, but chastely and with no heat. The camera pulls away through the window. Pull away faster. Pull away faster!