Elaine salivates over her trophy. Larry and Ally watch her. Ally makes semi-bitchy comments. Then she leaves and Larry gives Elaine some psycho-babbly advice. It's something about not holding herself up to the trophy and about putting it in a drawer to keep it from tarnishing. Elaine seems to understand what he means. Larry and Ally leave. Elaine opens a cabinet but then hugs the trophy to her chest for a while. Vonda sings a depressing song about a woman who won a contest in a nightclub and wanted to be Betty Grable, but whose dreams ultimately never came true. I guess Elaine's a loser because her ass isn't as skinny as Ally's.
Next week: Ally taints Larry's son with her touch. Then she tells Larry to go back and live with him. Taye Diggs comes to Fish & Cage and is slobbered on by Nelle and Ling. Anne Heche's hair is curled very tightly.