The Fish Cage Crew waits in the hall. Elaine has her arm draped over Billy. Georgia walks up in not only the same jacket as before, but the same whole suit. "I know...this will sound stupid..." she says, "but when I left...not even a cake. Two years I worked with you, by you, going to the bar at night. When I left, you just padlocked my office so I couldn't take files. All that time I was just his wife." She indicates Billy. "Nuh-thuh, that isn't true, Georgia!" says Ally McAnnoying. "Is that what this is about?" Georgia responds, "None of you even call to say hi." Testify, girlfriend. Tim walks up and tells her the judge is back.
Judge Norway says that assessing blame in marriage is a path down which the court is loath to go. He doesn't think the firm made it easier for Billy and Georgia to stay married, but this is a no-fault state, so he dismisses the suit without prejudice. Then he says -- oh, lord -- that if he's in the neighborhood and he has the urge to pee, he'll stop into Fish & Cage to use their Unisex. What the? Whatever! Mistrial! Everyone but John smiles. Ally stops Georgia and tells her in front of anyone, "Hey. You really were suing the firm. Well, Georgia, you left so suddenly. And don't you think that we feel the void, now that you're gone?" Georgia waits a beat, then says no. That's right, Ally. She doesn't think you did. She doesn't think you gave a rat's butt, and she's right. So step off my girl Georgia. Just get out and slurp up her sloppy seconds. "Well, then, we need to work on that," says Ally, who apparently can't get the message through her thick head. Billy jumps in with, "We can start with we're all going to dinner [sic]. Come with us." Georgia just snorts as if to say, "Give it up, losers." John tells her, "Please," nodding like Mr. Ed. Georgia shakes her head and says "That's okay" dismissingly. You go, Georgia! Stay graceful under the peer pressure! Keep your cool and dis the dogs. Ally breaks out the come-hither zombie eyes and says, "Georgia, you don't have to fight a lawsuit to spend time with us." WHATEVER! Shut the frick up, Ally! You are so vain and dysfunctional! AS IF Georgia would socialize with you people now! Georgia laughs. "Come to dinner," intones cult-leader Ally. So guess what Georgia says next. Heh. She totally, completely BUSTS Ally by saying -- check this out -- she says, "Okay."













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