Ally McBeal
Ally McBeal

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Gwen: D | 645 USERS: C+
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Prime Suspect

On the street, John and Richard discuss the case. Richard wonders if they can have Paul declared a "legal retard." John doesn't think Paul did it. They go to see Paul in some room at the courthouse. John seats himself and annoyingly pours water, then asked why Paul lied about going to the movies with Benny. Paul starts to speak, but Richard yells, "LIAR!" in his face, causing Paul to start with his verbal tics. Ha, ha. Making fun of people's disorders over and over again is so freaking hilarious. Paul was actually at home at the time of the murder, and he was afraid because he didn't have an alibi, so he lied. Richard badgers him some more. John becomes fraught and accidentally yells, "liar" instead of "quiet." Paul does his facial tics. He seems to do this way more often than when we saw him last. I want to know who wrote David E. Kelley and told him this crap was funny so that I can find that person and kick him in the stomach.

Billy's pacing his office. Sandy walks in and asks what's with him. She suggests that he's nervous over some meeting. They kiss. Suddenly, Sandy is Nelle. Nelle shoves Billy away and asks if he's nuts. Billy stammers. We hear someone say, "Marry me!" and then someone else says, "Divorce me!" Billy turns and sees little Claymation-looking CGI versions of Ally and Georgia yelling at him on his desk. I am completely disgusted. This isn't cute or funny. They don't even look like Ally or Georgia. The Ally one's wearing plaid pants, though. The Georgia figurine lunges onto Billy's face and bites his nose. He screams. Nelle trips out. Billy says that he thinks he should see a doctor. Sad guitar.

Ally McBeal

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