http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Tue, 21 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Bygones: Ally leaves the firm because Maddie is having health problems. Richard and Liza tie the knot. Renee, Georgia, and the ghost of Billy return to say goodbye to Ally. John gives Ally a necklace made from metal salvaged from the World Trade Center, and a book on anthrax, wrapped in a singed sheet of office paper that blew over to Brooklyn on September 11. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/bygones.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/bygones.php Tue, 21 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 All Of Me: Kyra Sedgwick stars as a woman with a dual personality -- a cold, careerist side, and a docile, obedient-wife side. Her husband wants to medicate her to be docile all the time. This plot outrages Alex Richmond. So glad the show is canceled! Plus, Ally celebrates her thirty-second year on earth, and wears really bad outfits. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/all_of_me.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/all_of_me.php Tue, 14 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 What I'll Never Do For Love Again: A Chorus Line. Richard's father is sued for sexual harassment; Richard and Liza take the case and get closer. No Ally this week. Yay!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/what_ill_never_do_for_love_aga.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/what_ill_never_do_for_love_aga.php Mon, 06 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Another One Bites The Dust: Are you surprised? Are you bummed? Do you care? Three episodes to go, woo! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/another_one_bites_the_dust.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/another_one_bites_the_dust.php Thu, 02 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Tom Dooley: Heather Locklear is married to two dudes, and is hot for John Cage. She likes mariachis. And Lara Flynn Boyle. No, really. Christina Ricci joins the firm, and Ally is, like, not in this episode at all. Only four more episodes after this -- woo! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/tom_dooley.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/tom_dooley.php Fri, 26 Apr 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Love Is All Around: Christina Ricci and Matthew Perry guest-star on the hiatus-breaking two-hour train wreck. They both play lawyers. Gasp. Ally and Victor finally do it. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/love_is_all_around.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/love_is_all_around.php Mon, 15 Apr 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Heart And Soul: A girl needs a heart transplant, and the best donor is her incarcerated dad, who was jailed for murdering her mom. Plus, Ally and Jon Bon Jovi don't date, not because a lawyer dating a plumber would be scandalous and "dating down," oh nooo. Maddie? Smokes. But she doesn't like it, much. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/heart_and_soul.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/heart_and_soul.php Thu, 07 Mar 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Homecoming: Oh, shut up, Dame Edna. Harmonize with this. Plus, Ally and Maddie are really egg donor and...uh, egg donee. Sniff! Or something. Plus, Victor gets it on with an old lady, who has confused him with the love of her life, Vincent. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/homecoming_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/homecoming_1.php Thu, 28 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Woman: Ally and Jon Bon Jovi do not kiss, Dame Edna does not win her wrongful termination suit, and Jenny and Glenn do not keep their jobs at Cage, Fish and McBeal. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/woman.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/woman.php Mon, 18 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 The New Day: When John leaves the firm again, Richard asks Ally to become a partner. She learns he's been paying salaries out of his own pocket. Ally -- happy to take on her mommy role -- is shocked but willing to take on the extra office responsibilities, as long as she can still leave at five. Corretta represents an associate fired from her job because she has AIDS. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/the_new_day.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/the_new_day.php Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 A Kick In The Head: Ally has a daughter now. The daughter gets to live with Ally, her mommy, in Ally's new house. Yeah. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/a_kick_in_the_head.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/a_kick_in_the_head.php Mon, 04 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 One Hundred Tears: This one hundredth episode of suck is about Ally, her day-dream-iness, and a client who believe he can fly. Also, Nell Carter returns as the matchmaker, working on Corretta, Richard, Elaine, Jon Bon Jovi, and the Biscuit. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/one_hundred_tears.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/one_hundred_tears.php Tue, 22 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Blowin' In The Wind: French Stewart plays a squinty, faintly smiling, delusional man. Also: Jon Bon Jovi! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/blowin_in_the_wind.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/blowin_in_the_wind.php Tue, 15 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Playing With Matches: Kimmy Bishop sues her matchmaker -- Nell Carter -- for deeming her "unmatchable." Jenny and Ally try to sabotage Jenny's mother's marriage. And Ally? Ice-skates. With the help of a double. Oh, and there's also Mariah Carey in a blink-and-you'll-miss-her role. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/playing_with_matches.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/playing_with_matches.php Mon, 07 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Nine One One: Ally consoles a minister who's become agnostic; John fights for a town to have its Christmas parade. Because now more than ever, we need this, and if we don't, the whatevers will have already blah. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/nine_one_one.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/nine_one_one.php Mon, 10 Dec 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Lost And Found: The Biscuit returns, and is pissed that Fish has annexed his hole. Ally and Glenn don't do it again, some more. Glenn then gets back with Jenny. Hooray? No one else is happy. Again. Some more. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/lost_and_found_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/lost_and_found_1.php Tue, 04 Dec 2001 22:00:00 -0500 I Want Love: So, what do you think Sir Elton's fee is? Would he play a private party at a Boston bar? Well, he did. Ally realizes that choosing not to date Glenn because he's "a boy" is not a valid reason. Or, duh. And they kiss. But nothing really happens. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/i_want_love.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/i_want_love.php Tue, 27 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Fear Of Flirting: No one gets laid, still. John Cage is mysteriously absent; Ally, "clipped"; Corretta the unfortunate target of bumbling. The new people are doing okay, though. Not getting laid, but doing better than the original cast members! Isn't that sad? And isn't Alex Richmond mean? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/fear_of_flirting.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/fear_of_flirting.php Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Neutral Corners: Ling gets sung out, there's closure on the telemarketing case (hooray, the good guys win, or something), and no one gets any action. No one. Not Ally and John, nor Ally and Glenn, nor Dame Edna and John. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/neutral_corners.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/neutral_corners.php Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Judge Ling: Stuntcasting this week: Dame Edna. Not as herself! But as another purple-haired grande dame. And Ally and JennyAlly and Ally and Glenn and John and Ally go round and round and round again. It's nothing but a tease. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/judge_ling.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ally_mcbeal/judge_ling.php Tue, 06 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500