Ally's bothering Larry AGAIN. She claims she came back to apologize. They have some more saucy banter. Robert Downey, Jr., does a good job. I read that he can't stand Calista Flockhart in real life. If that's true, he plays it off pretty well. Ally says something about a tiny penis that pops out like a chicken thermometer. Presumably this is in reference to Brian. If I remember correctly, Ally was the one begging Brian to have sex with her last season. He refused and then sang her part of The Music Man, and then...OH NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! NOT THE SONGS! NO-O-O-O!!! Okay, remind me not to think about last season's musical finale anymore, please. Larry advises Ally to be blunt in her dumping of Brian. My question is, would a real therapist put up with these constant impromptu mini-sessions?

In the Fish & Cage lobby again, John and Maureen rehash their case some more. Richard passes, greeting Maureen flirtatiously. She excuses herself from a wary John and follows Richard to his office. Closing the door behind herself, she starts grooving to John's favorite Barry White song, tossing aside her purse and jacket. "Eh, Maureen, uh, what's up?" stammers Richard. "I'm involved, actually, with this vicious woman..." He hits his intercom and asks for help. Maureen sings, "Nobody but you...and me..." and the record warps and then Richard screams in slow-motion horror. "What were you thinking?" John's suddenly asking her in his own office. She says she wanted to allow herself to be more sexual after hearing the harsh things that were said about her in the courtroom. John yells that he warned her about that. He asks if she wants to win the case or not. She tells him to do what he needs to do. That's right, John. Humiliate her some more. She's got to learn, damn it. We can't have her thinking that she's worthy of sex. Sure, she's got a pretty enough face, she's rich, and she's not even bigger than a size 18 -- sure, she's way better looking than YOU, John -- but someone has to teach her that a woman of her size will never be attractive to any man. Embarrass her some more, John. Give her some pamphlets on bulimia if you have to. The Barry White technique only works for pudgy, homely men -- NOT for larger-than-average women. Sheesh -- the nerve of some of these fat bitches...