Jamie realizes that the gig is up. She mumbles something about putting off her decision to move to Canada. Then she leaves Larry to mourn the loss of his amazing, skinny love.
At her apartment, Ally watches Fatal Attraction and mutters, "Get him! Get him!" Renee bursts in and tries to convince Ally to give Larry another chance. Ally asks for one good reason to do so. "Because he's standing right here," says Renee. And he is. He's sheepish and Ally is peevishly peeved.
At Fish & Cage, Ling admits to Nelle that she may still have feelings for Randy. They slag Richard and also Melanie as she walks in the room. "Repugnant," John says of Ling. Yeah, he's right. She's not thin enough to be amazing.
Larry and Ally yell at each other. Ally's face is wet as she says that she doesn't have to understand his point of view. Larry bellows that he's never loved anyone as much as he's loved Ally. His hair is disheveled and he looks lost as he embellishes on this point. "Sometimes love isn't enough," says Ally. Larry says something about how it actually is, once you reach a certain age or a certain number of miles or something.
I really thought this episode was going to end three scenes ago, but here we are in the courtroom again. The little girl who made fun of John's meekness testifies that Melanie is a goblin. John makes snipping motions at Little Girl Lucy. He asks if she's afraid of him. Lucy says that she is -- that she's worried John will cut off her toes. Then John asks if she's afraid of the judge. "I'm afraid he killed an animal to make his hair," is what comes out of the mouth of the babe. John says something about how enriched his life has become since he met Melanie. Melanie smirks in delight. Then the judge asks for her two cents and she ticklessly comes out with, "If any of the children consider me to be a monster, that can only come from a narrow-mindedness which is a much more dangerous and fundamental disability." She looks at Mrs. Milton when she says "narrow-minded." Ha. Get it? Get it? Ha! Mrs. Milton is fat! The judge, then, appropriately rules against her. HA, HA, Mrs. Milton! That'll teach your fat, intolerant ass!