Ally's dad follows her into the Unisex. Ally remarks on the multitude of visits from him and her mom. He wrote her a song. She doesn't need a song, she needed him to be nice to Brian. We get the same old dialogue about George raising Ally to believe her dreams could be true. Then Ally excuses herself to go to John's party. She finishes with, "I think I love him, Daddy. But I'm unable to share that with you." George is left sad in the Unisex. That's probably a metaphor for something ridiculous. I'm too tired to figure it out, though.

Down at the party, Ally bitches about her dad to Brian. He says some crap about his dad betraying him by turning out not to be perfect. Ally quickly turns the subject back to her problems. Richard toasts John and then asks the firm to re-welcome Nelle. Nelle is smashed. She gets up to make a speech but passes out instead. Then it's time for a special performance just for John. It's the Redhead Navel Girl singing that "spank me" song made popular by Madonna in the Dick Tracy cinematic crapfest. Richard hands John a hairbrush. Red struts down to their table. She grabs Nelle by the hair and then lets her head fall back to the table. I start to get a hard-on but then I realize that I don't have a penis and this scene isn't for me. Red rotates her butt in John's face. "Unacceptable," says John. Elaine's fangs come out because Red has that Slutty Diva style down. At the end of the song, John touches Red's butt with the brush and everyone cheers. Hip, hip, hurray for misogyny!

Outside the bar, Ally talks about her dad some MORE. Brian consoles her and calls her beautiful. Vonda sings. Brian and Ally stare at each other. "Wow. I have a boyfriend," says Ally. It's been a long time since she's felt this. They kiss. Brian seems pretty cool. He does a good job of pretending that Ally's not a super-annoying skank.

Renee sings flat-as-hell that there's a party at her house tonight. Red sings a line, and then Randy Newman appears at the piano and sings the rest of the song while the firm members dance. Ling shoves Georgia off of Richard so she can cut in. Gotta love violence against blondes! Ling wants to get back with Richard. She misses "that shallow thing" they had. Nelle stumbles out of the restroom. John wants to be honest with her, so he tells her she has vomit on her nose and then walks away. Nelle is dissed. Gotta love it when blondes get disrespected!