Night sky as we hear the cheers come to a close. Back at the bar, time has passed. The woman comes out and announces that the winner is (all together now) Ally. John stands up and claps. Ally hugs Richard. Elaine is (understandably) shocked. Fade to commercial.
An ad for Get Real comes on, reminding me that my true hell is just around the corner. Even in a hospital bed, Kenny has absolutely no neck.
The courtroom is filled with "oddballs." John worries that they are there to complain. Richard and S&S say that they are there for support. Richard points out "Cousin It" as the judge calls the court to order.
Elaine is in paisleys. Ally is wearing pants she stole from Joey Ramone. Ally tells Elaine that she was fantastic. Elaine snaps that Ally was better. Elaine says that she's okay with it, but Ally gloats that clearly she's not. Ally says they could have picked any number of women. "But they picked you," Elaine says. "Like always. They picked you." I guess Elaine is finally catching on. Ally asks if Elaine is more upset that she didn't win or that Ally did. Elaine admits that it's both. As Ling steps into earshot, Elaine says that she needs to believe that she's better at some things than Ally. She thought dancing was one of them. "Oh, Elaine," Ally says looking down. "You're, you're just...you're not." Bitch. Elaine stares at Ally. Ally says it was just a joke. Elaine continues to be the better person and says that she'll be there to support Ally during the concert. She walks by Ling as Ally asks if Ling needs something. Ling purrs a "congratulations."