That new Microsoft commercial that says we haven't even seen what they are capable of doing yet sounds more like a threat than a pitch.
Richard asks John and Creepy Teeth how the case is going. Blah, blah, blah. Richard pulls a joke on Creepy Teeth by telling him that his name was pulled to sing at Ally's party. John covers his glee and agrees with Richard.
"You heard me, suck it out!" MALE FANTASY ALERT. Ally is back at the doctor's office and wants her old lips back. Can they do that? Apparently they can, because this is the last time we see her with huge lips. I had no idea it was that easy. The doctor sheds a tear.
Titties O'Puffymouth's daughter-in-law is on the stand, saying that basically she was a golddigger. Creepy Teeth basically calls the daughter-in-law a golddigger as well, and then starts cross-examining during the prosecution's examination. Man, this whole episode is so tedious. Ooh, another boobie shot.
Ally shows up at the church where Billy's service was held. She goes and asks for advice from the minister. He accuses her of turning to God only because she doesn't have a man in her life. That he's sick of people turning to God because she's turning thirty, and now that she's "struck out on Earth," she's "starting at the top." Ally makes a joke about sleeping with God. The lead singer of the choir walks in and asks to talk to Ally (no puffy lips anymore, by the way). Ally trips the minister on his way out. She really does. That woman is out of control. The choir singer calls her on that, but Ally brats that she had every right to do so because of what he said. The choir singer asks if this is all about Ally turning forty. She corrects her age and then starts ranting around about why can't she do what she wants to do, and I really don't listen to any of it because at one point she said "penishead," and that's just a brand new one on DEK's roster of excuses to say the word "penis." That and I think saying the word "penis" in church might ensure your space in hell, so can we all have a moment of silence in this joyous occasion?













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