I take a wonderful nap.
John doesn't want to perform either. He gives Elaine his allotted spot. She starts to take it and then says that he should do something for his best friend. She tells him to think of his life before Ally got there. He says that Elaine didn't even know him before Ally got there. "Exactly," Elaine says with a smirk, and walks off. The oboe doesn't know whether to play wacky, caught or sad. It settles for a run of scales.
Court. Another doctor is identifying pictures of a bite mark on Titties O'Puffymouth's breasts taken after her husband died. John and Creepy Teeth peek over at the Mounds as Titties gets all huffy again. Close up on them moving. I think they move on their own. Why is the entire jury composed of men craning to look at Titties' titties? I used to own this dress. I bought it to play a Slut Vampire one Halloween. I never thought it would be picked out to wear for court. The doctor says he doesn't believe Titties' testimony that the bite happened when she was asleep because a bite of that caliber would have woken her up. Whatever. Her boobs move on their own. Creepy Teeth asks this doctor if he's ever bitten Titties' titties. There is an objection and the question is withdrawn. He makes a point that everyone has a different pain threshold. Boobie Cam shows the titties moving on their own again as John tries to ignore them. There's a knock at the door. I open it. Five teenage boys are standing there with a bottle of wine and some Doritos. I recognize them as the boys that had asked if they could come over and watch the "hot girl-on-girl action" from an earlier Ally recap. They said they could hear boobs swelling from downstairs. They ask if mine are okay. I tell them that they stay in my bra. They look disappointed, so I let them sit down around me and watch the rest of the episode. They give me the bottle of wine as payment. I think the little one likes me. Don't grimace like that, Ally's just going to get herself a youngin' next week, why can't I? Creepy Teeth says that the doctor can't know for certain that she didn't sleep through the bite. The doctor said that given the nerve endings in the breast, it's unlikely that she could sleep through a mean bite. Hear, hear.
Titties O'Puffymouth is asking John and Creepy Teeth if it's hopeless. They tell her she might want to settle. She says that she got the bite mark earlier that day from someone else. The Cheating Oboe plays to the next scene.