Sorry. Back at the school...Kiwi's sitting at a table full of girls and telling us in a voice-over that every guy goes through a stage where he freaks out and thinks he needs a girlfriend. "I like 'em a lot," says Kiwi. "I like their species." Dude. We're not a species. We're your species. You know, human? But I get where you're coming from. We might as well be a different species. We're very weird, us girls. Why do you think I prefer the company of men? Girls are bizarre. The only friends I have that are girls are girls who are more like guys than girls. Does that make sense? They fart, belch, drink beer, curse...all I'm saying is, most girls are too difficult to understand. So I get it when Kiwi says, "But, I'm not too good with them. I'm, like, shy. And I'm, like, a pussy when it comes to girls." Welcome to the world, Kiwi. Everyone's a pussy when it comes to girls. Even girls.
Episode Report CardErin: A+ | 559 USERS: C+
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