American High
Saints and Sinners

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Erin: B- | Grade It Now!
You gotta fight! For your right! To, uh...

Petty's VO tells us that she lost someone she thought was a good friend. Pablo's VO tells us that it was supposed to be the last party and, as it turned out, it was. Yes, Pablo. Because you were arrested. Duh. Then Pablo's sitting in his car, saying, "Now no one wants to have anything to do with the house. Especially me. Basically don't want to have anything to do with Lisa, either." WHAT? You don't want to have anything to do with her? You betray the trust of a girl who obviously doesn't trust ANYONE and YOU don't want anything to do with HER? Oh, I fucking HATE this kid.

Then Kaytee treats us to one of her poems. It's really not half bad. Beats ninety percent of the shit I hear at the Green Mill Poetry Slams. Seriously. Later, she's walking outside, and her VO says, "'It's better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.' So it's better to sing my songs and maybe make something and be really happy and have people listen to me. Cuz that's when I'm happy." You go, girl.

Then Pablo's walking down a street as his VO says, "'Better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.' Bullshit. It's better to have loved. Than not to. But the lost part. Why would you lose love?" Man, what a pretentious little piss-ant. I'm gonna find out where he is RIGHT NOW and kick his pedantic weeny little ass. I mean it.

Next week: The kids don't want to be kids anymore, but they're not quite ready to be adults. Robby practically flips his mom the bird. Allie's really tired of this whole "grow up" thing. And Pablo the Pretentious contemplates the Marines. Good. Now maybe he'll get his stupid-looking haircut.

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American High




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