Shanna's up, telling us that she likes to know that she has these friends that she's shared a good portion of her life with. "Abby's, like, my best friend," Shanna says. "We get along so well...it's, like, we just fit." Then Abalone's going on about how there are some friends from high school that you know you won't stay friends with, but that she and Shanna will still keep in touch. Fast forward three years to when Shanna's actually getting somewhere in college and Abalone's still whining about how Brad got into college before her and considering her major. FOR THE EIGHTH TIME.

Abalone spends about thirteen minutes making a "best friend" scrapbook for Shanna that Shanna will find ten years from now in a box down in the storage room of her condo, and will look curiously upon it and then promptly take it upstairs and slowly, reverently, add torn pieces of it to her beautifully roaring hearth fire.

The girls both mention in interviews that they're going to the Bahamas for spring break. "For the first time we'll be on our own. We'll be taking responsibility for ourselves," says Abalone. Not fucking likely, Blondie. Try "drinking until our livers jump out of our bodies and bathe themselves in the cleansing waters of ocean." It's spring break, not a religious retreat. I seriously doubt that anyone, at any time, will be taking ANY responsibility for ANYTHING.

Allie tells us that she's really excited for this break, that she needs it. She's looking forward to chilling with a bunch of people from her grade that she normally might not chill with. Yo. Roll with those homies, girlfriend.

Over at Dysfunctional Relationship Central, Robby's mauling Saran Wrap as she says in a voice-over, "Spring break is like the place where all the seniors, like, hook up. They all get together. And here I am a junior. For me to say to Robby, 'I don't want you fooling around with a girl,' I couldn't say that. Because, all of his friends are gonna be doing that." So, instead of telling Roadster to keep his vehicle parked in the garage, she basically gives him permission to go out and pick up women. Along with several STDs.