http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Thu, 21 May 2009 09:12:34 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Finale: Results: One hour and fifty-five minutes of nothing but Ryan trying to make boring less so, followed by five minutes of WTF-O-OK. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/finale_results.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/finale_results.php Thu, 21 May 2009 09:12:34 -0500 Finale: Performances: The Idols keep it calm for their last outing, Simon Fuller sort of rules, and Ryan's frontal lobe disorder is finally diagnosed. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/finale_performances.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/finale_performances.php Wed, 20 May 2009 09:17:20 -0500 Top 3: Results: You absolutely will not believe what happened tonight. It all starts with this little Rwandan kid... http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_3_results_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_3_results_1.php Thu, 14 May 2009 09:16:29 -0500 Top 3: Performances: Gokey plays to the cheap seats, Adam goes buckwild as usual, and Kris does something astonishing. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_3_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_3_performances_1.php Wed, 13 May 2009 09:43:49 -0500 Top 4: Results: No Doubt, DOUGHY and Paula Abdul sing, and the sausage party commences. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_4_results_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_4_results_1.php Thu, 07 May 2009 12:23:31 -0500 Top 4: Performances: Rock Night! Slash, Idol duets, and the most awesome outrage Danny Gokey has ever perpetrated. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_4_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_4_performances_1.php Wed, 06 May 2009 10:45:34 -0500 Top 5: Results: One dumb food fight and six extraneous performances later, your Final Four take their bows. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_5_results.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_5_results.php Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:53:06 -0500 Top 5: Performances: Matt and Allison biff their gimme week, Rat Pack Night, but Danny justifies his presence, while Adam and Kris do their usual things. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_5_performances.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_5_performances.php Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:38:01 -0500 Top 7: Results: David Archuleta heads a collection of aging disco divas as troubling as they are irrelevant; two Idols go home. Not as exciting as it sounds. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_results_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_results_2.php Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:27:09 -0500 Top 7: Performances: Weird clothes, another round of Top 7 performances, and two Idols in danger. Must be Disco Night! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_performances_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_performances_2.php Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:22:13 -0500 Top 7: Results: Hannah Montana takes off her wig to reveal Miley Cyrus who takes off her wig to reveal cogs and wires and Cheetos. Then, the judges finally use their Power of Veto which, given how biffed last night was, is fairly polite. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_results_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_results_1.php Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:33:42 -0500 Top 7: Performances: You love movies, you love music, the Idols decide they hate both under Tarantino's tutelage. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_7_performances_1.php Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:20:15 -0500 Top 8: Results: America, pat yourself on the back for no longer patting yourself on the back, and letting Scott go home. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_8_results_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_8_results_2.php Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:20:32 -0500 Top 8: Performances: Songs from the Year you were Born, usually a trainwreck, starts with some throat-clearing but eventually evens out into a surprisingly tender onslaught of awesome. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_8_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_8_performances_1.php Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:47:27 -0500 Top 9: Results: Megan's Bob Marley abomination fights her real talents, but they come out swinging 0 for two. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_9_results_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_9_results_1.php Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:06:22 -0500 Top 9: Performances: Everything. Everything sucks in this episode. People dressed like clowns, clowns singing like they're people, Danny and Megan are still here... It's just a nightmare, a ninety-minute nightmare. What happened? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_9_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_9_performances_1.php Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:29:59 -0500 Top 10: Results: Things get rough for our little roughneck, but the Judgery are both cruel and just, which is how they got the job. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_10_results_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_10_results_2.php Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:04:52 -0500 Top 10: Performances: Motown, Smokey, and a new shocker from Adam Lambert. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_10_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_10_performances_1.php Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:50:21 -0500 Top 11: Results: The new Evil Power of Veto is just about the meanest thing that ever happened. So pass the popcorn. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_11_results_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_11_results_1.php Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:29:11 -0500 Top 11: Performances: Country night can only mean two things: Megan and Mike do dumb stuff, and Adam gets ten times weirder even than usual. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_11_performances_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american_idol/top_11_performances_1.php Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:49:21 -0500