American Idol
American Idol

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Shack: B | 587 USERS: C+
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You Don't Have To Go Home, But You Can't Fame-Whore Here

Then we get a montage of girls forgetting the words to "You Can't Hurry Love." That's an even easier song than "Tell Her About It." One girl recalls to us how she mocked the previous seasons for this very problem when they had their chance to shine, but then realized how much stress it is to prepare now that she's doing it, and indeed, forgets the words herself. All sorts of people forget the words, including Jasmine and Fantasia. Do any of these women have a name that isn't also a Disney reference? Maybe they should have tried out for The Bachelor on ABC instead. The editors amusingly print out the lyrics again at the bottom so that we can see where they're messing up. Although I'm pretty sure I didn't need that to figure out that there's no line in "Can't Hurry Love" that goes "Meh flenny flances, mneh do ana day." About ten girls messed up the song in all. Ryan apologizes to Diana Ross and the Supremes on the show's behalf. Paula says that they all seemed "defeated" in their performances. Simon wonders if these women aren't ready for the big time.

A montage of crying and worrying leads us to the news that another round of cuts is soon to come. Hey, what happened to Bri's performance? And missing Model Lisa? Geez, guys, it's called "payoff." You seemed to have figured it out with Jesus and Michael. Why the hell didn't we get to see what happened with Bri's group and Lisa's group? Even if it turned out they didn't suck, I would at least liked have to known. Some kids are confident they'll stay. Some are confident they'll be cut. Especially that one standing outside bawling. Yeah, I think she's a goner. Whoever she is.

American Idol

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