So, Ice Age 2 -- it's the cartoon about talking animals in the polar deep. It sounds like Queen Latifah has gotten herself involved. I saw her on Tyra the other day and they honestly talked about their boobs for twenty-five minutes. There were pantomime activities and Tyra told us -- I'm not sure if you've heard -- about how she took a doctor away from his busy work actually practicing medicine to prove to us that she's never had a tit job. Latifah has actually had her breasts reduced, and she says it's a huge weight off her lower back, quite literally. Tyra talked about running to answer the phone with one hand holding her chest together. Am I rambling? I am. I'm trying to not have to talk about this excruciating product placement that's been shoved into a show that's already reached the product placement saturation point. Be sure to drive your Ford to the theater! And order a Coke from your friendly concession stand attendant! Mandisa's favorite character is the Latifah mammoth. She represents for the big girls, you know. Nobody tell Mandisa that the mammoths were around way before we invented Jesus. Elliott, reliable little troll that he is, is a big fan of the sloth character. Paris liked the Ray Romano animal, which doesn't make any sense, archetype-wise, unless you trace the line from Everybody Loves Raymond to The Cosby Show, which I refuse to do, on account of how the latter rules and the former drools. Next up is the photo shoot, so of course Ace is the first one we see. Mandisa photographs so well, I've noticed. Bucky's let them put conditioner in his hair again, and he may well be explaining to us why, but I can't make out the words. Lisa pushes the "one big happy family" lie, which was big of her considering how she's probably going home.