Next on the Stage of Destiny are Paul Salos and Donald Brawell. I have no idea whether Donald Dullsville can beat out the sentimental vote for Golden Oldie Fake Frank. Actually, I really don't care. Donald Braswell it is. Donald does a mini touchdown dance and then hugs Paul Salos. They cut to Paul's wife in the audience. She looks resigned to a future ripped from the pages of "The Lockhorns" where a depressed Paul lounging around the house in his undershirt and garter socks arguing with the television. Paul smiles and waves and takes his dismissal almost as well as Kaitlyn. He and Jerry stand arm in arm as they take the trip down memory lane while with the dulcet tones of "My Way" play in the background. Fake Frank takes a bow and walks off the stage. Only one spot left!
The final contenders on the Stage of Destiny are Eli Mattson and Jessica Price. Judging from the discussion in the forums, my money is on Mattson since more than a few people claim to have placed all their votes for him. But Jerry promised shock! So maybe it's Jessica. Jessica looks doubtful. She shakes her head "no" while Jerry adds five minutes of filler by saying absolutely nothing and torturing the poor singers. It's Eli. Jessica bows her head as Eli waves and walks off stage. People actually boo while she stands there because they are sad to see her go. Jerry has more time to kill so he tortures Jessica some more but this time with overly personal questions. He asks what's in her heart and she says, "Hatred for one Eli Mattson," and storms off the stage. And that's it, folks! Your Top Five are: Neal E. Boyd, Queen Emily, Donald Braswell, Eli Mattson and Nuttin' but Stringz. No shock, no drama, lots of singers. See you next week to choose our finalists.