Next to go through is Fake Tina Turner. Then the Taubl Family. Which would make a very odd double bill, even in Vegas. Some Fake Robert Deniro we haven't seen much of is put through. Some cute little kids who can't wait to tell their mom and dad that they are going to Los Angeles are next. Eli Mattson is also through. He claims that this is his heart and soul, which sounds sticky. Ronny B a.k.a. William Hung the Dancer is also through to the semi-finals, undoubtedly more as an oddity as opposed to a talent. Of course some of the most creative geniuses are oddities. Maybe he'll get a MacArthur Grant out of this.

Up next are twin call girls, Inndigo. Despite their early round split decision, they are put through to the Los Angeles show. An outcome I can only assume has to do with the fact that they have The Osbournes locked in a trunk guarded by a dancing bear somewhere in Romania. Why else would Sharon agree to put them through? Of course they could be way more talented then we have been led to believe -- editors and all their drama. One of the girls then proves that to be true when she is possessed by a devil dog (live on stage!), gets down on the ground, and starts barking. Piers and The Hoff love it, but Sharon looks really concerned. I would totally pay eighty dollars to see an hour and a half of that act! After the exorcism the girls talk to Jerry backstage and apologize for not being modest.

Backstage, Fake Frank Sinatra cries to the camera and wipes a tear away as he begs the judges to not give him a coronary. He's old! Let him through already! Wait! Before you tell him your decision: his wife made him a stamp with his face on it. Now you have to let him through. The judges make Fake Frank cry as they let him through. He then makes his wife cry when he calls her from backstage.

Next on the chopping block is the Most Precious Little Girl in the World, Kaitlyn. (And, yes, I will admit that I have been misspelling her name, but that was on purpose so she couldn't Google herself and read all the mean things I've been saying about her.) Sharon asks her if she would like to stay in the competition. She is very serious when she replies that yes, she would like to stay in the competition. The judges let her through proving once and for all that they are either tone deaf or that this competition is actually about being cute. (America's Got Cute! Kaitlyn can compete against fluffy little kittens, adorably roly-poly puppies, little chicks, and bunnies!) Sharon gives her a motherly hug and then steers her towards Piers for a rather awkward one. Little Kaitlyn looks really confused. But she is so darn cute, who cares?