Following in Fabulous Fake Frank's footsteps is Kazual, four brothers who sing and dance. I don't think we have really seen them before. They come out singing and dancing in matching outfits and look really polished. Unfortunately, that polish is ruined when the first brother to sing busts out and is really flat and off-key. Piers buzzes. They deserve it. The other brothers do a much better job at staying in tune, but the damage may be done. At the end of the act, Piers tells them that when they sing together they are fantastic, but save for one brother none of them have the chops to sing alone. Sharon agrees with Piers, but nicens it up a bit by saying they were nervous. She calls out "Omar" as being the talented one. Omar argues that his name is actually EJ. Don't disagree with the judges, Omar! The Hoff thinks they were fantastic. They have talent. America should find it in their collective heart to move them on. It was just nerves! He is very animated about this. Piers interrupts to say it wasn't nerves, it's that only one of them can sing. The Hoff tells them to let that one sing and the rest should do back up. The brothers don't look very sure about this. You know Omar is getting the beat down later. No self-respecting sibling would let their little brother get away with singing better than them.
Yay, Zooperstars! Yay! This is the only act I will call people into the room to watch. The pre-performance interview is hilarious because it is entirely in costume. They show the balloons looking thoughtful on a bridge, hanging out in a bar, kicking it on the corner. They also show Piers explaining why he hates them so much. Everyone thinks it's because he is British. He thinks it is because they are balloons who jump up and down. It's because you're British, Piers. The Zooperstars! scooter onto stage to "Macho Man," which is normally unforgivable, but they make it work. The turtle whips off his shirt. The duck is catapulted offstage. The snail eats a stagehand. At the end of the act the audience is so rowdy that nothing Piers can do or say can get the audience to quiet down. It takes a lot of talking and shouting to get his comments out. He doesn't get it. Maybe because he's British. The Duck shakes his tail at Piers and The Hoff just about busts a gut. Sharon can't believe she is giving comments to a duck and whatever else. She thinks they are hilarious, but doubts whether they could sustain a full hour and a half act in Vegas. The Snail tells her he is glad that America is voting and not the British. The Hoff is so proud to American right now. He is so glad that this is America's Got Talent. He loves these guys and will use any jingoistic nonsense out there to prove it. Jerry jumps on stage, pumps his fists in the air and shouts, "This is America!" Oh my god. This is America. We are this retardedly lowbrow. It is a hard truth, but, holy hockey these guys are hee-lar-ious. They shuffle off stage and the camera stays with them because they are funny. Watching them walk is funny. It's all funny. God Bless America. Really. Screw Paul Potts 2.0 and vote American! Gimme a beer, dammit.