Ooh Daniel Jens (Soldier Boy) is up next. Can't wait to see if he got some civilian clothes or whether he will be cashing in on America's patriotism and wearing his fatigues. Again. I love clothing choices that conceal a vague threat that if you don't vote for me you'll be considered a traitor and unpatriotic. Let's see... oh, he's wearing his Perry Ellis finest. He performs The Police's "Every Breath You Take," my second favorite slightly creepy stalker anthem (first being Elvis Costello's "I Want You") Seriously girls, if some guy puts either song on a mix for you, watch out. Soldier Boy is okay tonight. He remembers the words, his voice is all right, and he can carry a tune, but I really like the original version of this song and it is a hard standard to measure up against. Piers is not convinced. He doesn't think he is up to the high standards of Vegas. To which I say: Celine Dion. Whatever. Sharon liked him, but noticed he was out of breath halfway through his performance. She tells him to watch it. The Hoff loved him. He thought he was great and American and talented. Spc. Jens walks off stage and blows a kiss to his wife. After that lackluster performance I bet he wishes he was wearing his uniform. I'm sure his battalion will all be logging on from Basra to vote for him anyway. Semper Fi, vote or die!