It is time to learn who can act, and not just act a fool. Paulina tells them that, as if working with Clay isn't good enough, the winner will get $5,000 worth of Joe's Jeans merchandise. That is an awesome prize. And London is the winner! She likely could never win a modeling challenge, so good for her. The girls return home to find all sorts of bags from Joe's Jeans around. London tell us that she didn't even try on the clothes because she's struggling with weight. She's worried, because she thinks it does affect her modeling. Oh, fatty, don't be sad. If this doesn't work out there's always The Biggest Loser. London gives some of her clothes away to the others, because they don't fit her. Aminat knows that this is likely upsetting, but agrees that London is a hoss.
Tyra Mail! "Do you play well with others? It's time to find out. Love, Tyra." The girls think that they might have to do something with men, and are awfully excited about it. You mean Aiken didn't give them their testosterone fix? The next day their pink plaid limo takes them to a studio where they see McKey "filming" a "commercial" for Cover Girl. Jay tells them that McKey is there to introduce them to Cover Girl's newest foundation, which will be the focus of their very first commercial. McKey then tells us in a zombie voice -- because Aiken exploded her brain and then ate the bits, too -- that Cover Girl has developed some sort of TruSomething Mineral Foundation. Riveting! Jay tells the girls that they will be divided in groups and will have to work together. They'll get a script while in hair and makeup, but will also have the benefit of a teleprompter on set. They're not supposed to rely on it, but nobody has time for these bitches to break down and forget shit and have to read from cue cards that Nole Marin is forced to scrawl. So it'll be there if they need it. Teyona, Aminat, Celia and Alison are group one, and group two is Natalie, Fo, London and Tahlia.
There is hair, there is makeup, there is line reading. Allison is in despair. She wants to do exceptionally well. She and her group all practice while looking in the mirror, and Allison looks like a very well appointed blow-up doll. McKey chats with some of the ladies, and asks where they're from. Celia says that she's from Kentucky, and Natalie tells McKey that she's from California while calling the others "little hicks." McKey didn't even know Natalie was a bitch. But Teyona does, noting that Natalie is a snob who thinks that everyone should just bow down to her. What they should all be doing is bowing down to Aiken and begging him to sing "Solitaire."