America's Next Top Model

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Dania announces that the girl who does the best tonight will have her picture featured in a Cover Girl advertorial for Seventeen, as well as on Covergirl.com. Additionally, their 30-second improvised commercial will be broadcast live on a Times Square jumbotron. Alasia freaks out a little at the thought of an improvised, televised commercial, while Krista is ready to let her personality shine. The girls get wardrobed and have to apply their own makeup. Simone is sad that she has no lines to memorize, because that's the part she thinks she'd be good at. The personality part does not come quite so naturally. She says she can write a research paper in five hours flat and get an "A". But modeling isn't so clear-cut, and is in fact a lot more subjective than academia. Also, people pay more attention to the size of your thighs. We see little snippets of the commercials, which are pretty unexciting. Tatianna agrees, and says that most of the girls looked happy, but like they were posing. She's a student of Cover Girl commercials, and knows that cover girls tend to act like morons. So she acts like a moron in turn -- flips her hair, shimmies, and shows those funky front teeth to great advantage. Brenda is having issues about how to be Cover Girl-esque with her new stupid hair. She says she has to think things through a lot more than the other girls. Brenda does not know how to sustain a wave of sympathy and goodwill from the viewing public, does she? So tedious! Jessica totally rolls her eyes before realizing she's still live on camera! Greatest.

America's Next Top Model

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