When we return, it's panel time! Tyra is wearing yet another ill-fitting jumpsuit. I don't know what this is about, but suspect that she somehow might be trying to impress ALT. Or else she's waiting for her ship to beam her home. There are prizes, there are judges. Anne Rice is the guest judge. Kidding! It's actually Dania Ramirez. [She had blood come out of her eyes on Heroes so it is sorta appropriate. -- Angel]
Blood-loving Tatianna is up first, and several of the judges say, "Wow." Nigel can feel the angst and the tension in the photo, and adds that it's dramatic. Dania likes her attitude. ALT adds that Tatianna's photo has drama, and has expressed a good narrative about vampires. Tyra loves Tatianna's face, which looks like she's inhaling. You know, like you do when you meet a sexy vampire. Good critique overall. Jessica is next. Nigel wishes she had more action and tension in her body. ALT thinks that Jessica's leg position is awkward, and that her pose is cliché. However, Tyra says that Jessica looks stunning and has good light on her face. Then there's Alasia. The judges go nuts over her photo, and all talk over each other for a moment in excitement. Nigel says that it's unbelievable, and that she's telling a story with her eyes even when she has no pupils or irises to speak of. Alasia also has the vampire-loving inhale face, and her spread-eagle legs and arms look very long. She's clearly delighted with her excellent critique.
Simone is up next, and gets no such praise. Nigel says that her photo is ungainly, and she could be a lot more sensual. She looks like a mannequin. Tyra suspects that in her head, Simone thinks she's pushing. In reality, however, she's sadly not doing very much. Then there's Angelea. Nigel thinks her photo is interesting, cool, and different, but her head could be thrown back more. Tyra agrees. ALT says that Angelea's foot hanging out of the bathtub with the dangling toes has taken this to the dreckitude moment of the hour. Krista's photo looks crazy. She seems like she's levitating, and neither Dania nor Tyra like her face. I think it actually looks kind of deliciously evil and shows her fangs off to great advantage. But Tyra thinks it looks like she's smelled dookie.









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