The girls head to hair and makeup. Anya is nervous and overwhelmed. Whitney points out that she's been in the bottom two four times, and Anya never has been there at all. Sutan reminds her that, for what it's worth, she's the first juicy booty to ever make it on the final runway. I bet Toccarra is at home in bed watching this, furiously tearing into a conveniently-placed rotisserie chicken and bemoaning the unfairness of the world. There is various backstage nudity and cries for hair and wardrobe and Jay Manuel rushing around and pretending like he's doing something. He tells the girls to stomp it to the death. As Anya takes her place to walk on the runway, we cut to commercials.
When we return, we backtrack a bit and get clips of Anya and Whitney saying how excited they are. And then it's time for the judges to walk down the runway and to their seats. Miss J. is first. He appears to be wearing a Burger King crown on his head. It's someone's birthday! Free Whopper Juniors all around! Paulina comes out next looking stunning, of course. Nigel looks dashing in his suit. And then -- holy cow and the udders, too! Tyra emerges in a long, gold strapless number. We don't get a closeup of her, because any extra weight that our eyes project through our television screens will cause her heaving bosoms to heave right out of that too-small bustline. She sits down and the other judges studiously ignore the jiggle. I think Tyra Banks has been around long enough to know when to go up a size.
And then the show begins! Saleisha is out first, looking skinnier than I remembered her and like she has a dead right arm. There are a couple other models, including a dude in the teeniest Speedo I have ever seen. What he lacks in coverage, he makes up for in eyeliner. I want to make out with him furiously. We get another quick, blurry shot of Tyra -- the heck? Finally, it's Anya's turn to walk. She looks pretty stiff, even though she interviews that when she hit the runway she felt confident and fierce and worked it. Whitney is next, wearing a beigey pink number. Her boobs are not displayed in an optimal way, either, and she struts and sways and sashays down the runway. She loved the energy of the whole show, though, and says that it was the most amazing feeling to work it on the catwalk.
There are more Speedos and more real models, and then Anya and Whitney quick-change into their second outfits. Whitney, in a hot pink Barbie dress that's short in the front and long in the back -- like the mullet of dresses -- hits the catwalk again. She tells us that with every single step, the long train of the dress was getting caught in her shoes. She tried to stay calm and look normal throughout, she says, and honestly she does a pretty good job. Then there's Anya in a tight, silvery dress. It's so tight that she can't really walk, and it doesn't look like she has her shoes on quite right, either. She acknowledges that her second dress was a struggle in terms of the strutting, but that she felt good and confident in general. Everyone walks for the big finale, and Whitney and Anya give us one final fierce pose to remind us that they're going head to head. Tyra and her heaving bosoms head backstage to congratulate the girls and tell them how proud she is.